I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that people unionically like oreos or I wAs ToDaYs YeArS oLd

How am I supposed to eat all the Oreos that come in the middle if I have to wait untill they’re gone to fill up the salsa dish? You expect me to just eat them plain?! Disgusting.

TIL it’s not for hummus

Amateur, the rest of us use ranch dressing.

Why are there no beans?

I like the idea, but I’ve always just done guacamole and milk. Call me traditional.

the middle is where I put my dick

Oreos were designed to be shaken like a salad. Open the bag, take the tray out, put the oreos back into the bag, add salsa, shake, eat. Optionally let it sit for a few minutes for the flavor to absorb

I prefer salmon-salad dip myself

I want to down vote this so hard, but I can’t.

If you wanna pig put hard, pour some condensed milk in there

Getting that high is why it’s not federally legal.