It wasn’t even an orphan, it was just passing by.
He also wasn’t an actual rodent in the book; he was simply small and was described as “mousey.”
He also wasn’t from an orphanage in the book. He was a tiny human birthed out of the mother
And the family bought that little fucker a personalized cardigan… You know what my family never bought me? They ain’t never bought me no la-di-da personalized car-di-gan.
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Seriously, how shitty was the genetic combination to make him look like a mouse, right down to tge ears and tail?
He at least looked rodent like enough to piss off the family cat which is… Seriously, what was that family’s genes?
Stuart Little is a failed genetic experiment created in secret by the Nazis in an attempt to infiltrate suburban households with tiny children.
He must be killed on sight.
