How many of you practice your karate.
Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.
I resist the urge to press any button.
I just pull out my phone and look at re… er, lemmy
Transform back to my original form, it’s tiring to keep this human appearance.
I ask the question, “Why do we exist?”
…wait?
Guys, it’s like, 30 seconds. Stop, breath.
Yeah, most of the elevators I encounter are at hotels while traveling, so it’s usually the first place I have a moment to breathe after going non-stop for hours and hours. I’m not practicing karate, I’m trying not to collapse from exhaustion.
I like to wave and blow a kiss to the security camera just in case someone is looking at it so they know I appreciate them
I do this with every security camera! 😂 Often it’s more just making a silly face in the hope that someone is watching and has a giggle…
Fart.
So it’s you…
…just before I step out the door when I get to my floor.
Nervously stare at my cellphone signal while I play out an entire scenario of being stuck in the elevator by myself for hours.
Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.
Getting my phone out of pocket and continue reading that great finction.
if no one is entering the empty elevator when I exit, I mash all the buttons.
I… exist
Blue Steel in the mirror.
Check my appearance in the mirror.
