Especially Florida.
You can never totally divest from the fire you started friends. Even if it burns beyond your control.
You should be telling that to the Dutch, French and Spanish. All forgotten when it comes to the origins of the USA.
Awful smug for a place that still has Croydon.
Croydon surely isn’t that bad
It was OK 20 years ago. Then I left, and it went to shit
For clarity are you saying it became shit when you left because you left
To confirm: yes
Today we celebrate being the first to Brexit, and actually being successful at it.
Because what has the U.S. ever done since declaring independence? Truly nothing but a downward slope since the heady colonial days.
This is like Hugh Grant, when the anniversary of the Elizabeth Hurley divorce rolls around, trying to pretend he’s drinking cabinets of scotch because he’s “celebrating no longer being responsible for that bitch, Liz” and totally not because he’s a broken, barely-recognizable husk of his former glorious self. And we should know.
Going to enjoy repeating this at all my US friends all night and pretending I came up with it, cheers.
This is the true internet way. (I stole it from someone else too and am cheerfully passing it off as mine)
True, but you guys did Brexit.
You can have Florida back, mate.
Shouldn’t it go back to Spain?
Spain, bottom of the ocean, wherever idc.
bottom of the ocean
Give it another decade or so and problem solved.
@digdilem We took Florida and Texas from the Spanish fair and square and bought Louisiana from the French. You guys kept Canada but had to split it with the French. You can have Florida and Texas so we’ll trade you for Canada. They seem very nice.
