Not exactly a story, but a picture thread on Reddit where a guy posts a photo of his tattoos on his arms, and someone goes “how did you take this picture”, so he posts a selfie showing him balancing a phone on his shoulder, and someone replies “wait how did you take that picture” and then he posts a photo of him taking a photo of him taking a photo… and this continues until he reveals multiple complex camera setups. Such a legendary thread.
Edit: here it is: https://imgur.com/gallery/JThDN
I remember that one!
Anon jerking off on his little cousin’s face while she was asleep and getting caught. My innocence was lost that night, reading his after-action post.
Summarize it for a yet-to-be lost soul?
I’d rather not. I tried a quick Google search but I think I’m on a watchlist now. If you find it let me know. I just remember the pic he posted was an upset emoji. 😠 something like that but not exactly. He blamed 4chan of course. Sexual assault of a minor which isn’t funny, but him getting his comeuppance is.
If you find it, please link me.
Waffle stomping
link for the uninitiated.
Oh shit I forgot about this one
The gynecologist who always cut her patient’s IUD strings super short because too many abusive partners were ripping them out.
Can we get a link on that?
Sadly no, it was from an old reddit thread I remember a couple years ago
WTF
Whoa, I had no idea that was a thing. Horrific!
“Today you. Tomorrow me.”
I love this story, wish I still had the link.
This is the one I came to say.
The one I wish I could forget is the Clarissa comic about the little girl that is being horribly sexually abused by her father and everyone around her either knows and pretends that they don’t, or just refuses to see the truth.
Two broken arms
For me that’s The website is down and Missing Missy.
Missing Missy is hilarious.
This is the best one ever. I had forgotten about it and am literally laughing out loud
Dubai Porta Potty. It changed my view on all women that use social media.
Worth a watch I guess, to open your mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfLhdYywNWs
Probably some of the classic r/NoSleep stories. I’ve been listening to the Borrasca podcast recently and… damn there used to be some good shit there.
Something something broken arms
I had to scroll way too far down to find this.
The safe
What was in it? Or did we ever get an answer?
Once on Reddit I read of someone who grew up in a house where they had a poop knife as part of their standard toilet tool set.
This person once found themselves asking for a poop knife elsewhere, casually, like anyone would ask for toilet paper.
I think a commenter called it “the Mashitty” in the replies, which I found hilarious. That story and comment will forever be remembered.
Jeez! Terrifying. Sounds like something from It’s Always Sunny!
Imagine how shithouse their diet must be to warrant the need for a poop knife 🤮 drink more clear fluids and up the fiber intake jeeze
Seems more like a bad sewer system or toilet installed.
Disagree- as someone coming from a family with similar abilities, this is more related to volume and personal flexibility. Just because it’s extra large doesn’t mean you have been constipated or not eating enough fibre, sheesh.
This one never struck me as real enough to be exciting. Felt too obviously made up.
It’s a real thing. (At least it says so on the packaging.)
It’s a real thing in the sense that someone ran with the hype, but I don’t think the original story was true, myself.
Hell yea the poop knife. His family had one because their shits would block toilets. He thought it was a normal thing to require and have a poop knife but after going to a friend’s house and asking for it, he discovered that it was indeed (Samuel L. Jackson voice) not a normal thing to possess.
That hall of fame Reddit thread where a guy announced he will try heroin just one time, then comes back to explain how the experience was and how he will try again. Over the course of many posts we see persons entire life unravel as other posters scream of the top of their lungs for him to stop.
Never figured if it was real or scripted, but hella effective.
I recall he disappeared for Multiple years and then came back saying he became a junk, had been in addiction clinics and was finally clean after years.
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As a recovering heroin addict, I wholeheartedly believe his story. His later stories contained some region-specific drug slang and his post-recovery updates were the perfect amount of mundane and specific for me to recognize exactly the same feelings in myself.
Side note: if you’re watching a movie or TV show, one thing that non-junkie writers never get right is withdrawal. They often show characters skipping withdrawal entirely, or show them mildly sick but still moving through the story without any real issues. Worst case, they’ll show a character being sick and then totally fine after a short time. Huge pet peeve of mine. Really undersells the catch-22 you find yourself in when using heroin.
What withdrawal is actually like is pure, unadulterated misery and suffering for two weeks at minimum, followed by months or even a year of exhaustion, depression, suicidal thoughts, restlessness, and feeling like everything is weird and new. It feels like you’re a reptile that just shed its skin and everything is raw including your emotions and thoughts. Those first two weeks are just nonstop puking, shaking, sweating, an uncontrollable urge to kick and jerk your body, total insomnia, scary and suicidal thoughts, full body aches and pains, and enough self-loathing to last a thousand years.
I made it three months cold turkey once before relapsing. Fucking never again. I honestly don’t know how people quit dope before modern medications like Buprenorphine and Methadone.
Feeling like you want to break the cycle of addiction but knowing you can’t get through the withdrawal is an incredibly scary and traumatic experience.
Thanks for sharing your experience.
Yeah. That was an interesting read.
Have you watched Euphoria? I’ve never had experience with drugs like that but I feel it’s got representation of addiction and withdrawals. Some recovering addicts say it spoke to them and others say they can’t watch it because it’s too triggering, so I’d totally understand if you haven’t seen it. The special Rue episode in between the two seasons is spectacular at showing a recovering addict trying to talk sense into a struggling one.
And in the posts continuing, he says, “no I’m not addicted. I can stop whenever I want”
Oh yea. /u/SpontaneousH was the account. I think about that story every time I read or hear something about Heroin. Even if it’d be fake, this story influenced my view of heroine more than any movie, video or article about it.
