• Anonymoose@infosec.pub
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    1 year ago

    The Super Mario movie is probably top of the list. The jokes fell flat and the entire movie was just Nintendo references. I get it’s a kid movie, but damn, Pixar knows how to make a movie for all ages. I guess I was hoping for the same.

  • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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    1 year ago

    Super hard for me to answer, because I almost exclusively watch good movies that I know I’ll like.

    Elektra and Daredevil come to mind.

    Also Avatar. Amazing visually, but with the tritest of stories and 1 dimensional characters. I was so bored by the end of it.

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      1 year ago

      Exactly what I thought of Avatar: visually impressive, but really boring.

      Haven’t seen the second one, but I assume it’s the same.

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    1 year ago

    Jupiter Ascending - Terrible acting, story & let’s not talk about the CGI

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    1 year ago

    War of the Worlds, 2005, it’s the only film so bad I was genuinely angry about it after I’d seen it. Not just a bad film it wasted my time.

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        I remember the movie really ramping up towards unconventional things, and then ending in disappointingly conventional ways. “And then the son with whom they got separated to a near-certain death is alive after all, and they find each other and get reunited.”

        Also, as has been discussed to death at the time, the absolute lack of build-up towards the resolution, which leaves it with a taste of “wait, so why exactly did I watch what happens to this bunch of randos?”

        I have nothing against people who liked it, but the final act felt like such a let-down compared to the beginning and middle of it, that I can’t really remember it positively.

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          In fairness, the book was like that also. Not that the movie was much like the book in other ways.

          The original book just sort of follows the protagonist along as he witnesses the Martians wreak havok on humanity until all the tripods die at the end.

          It’s a weird plot device to keep, considering they didn’t keep much of the original story.

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        It’s like they half made the film and then got bored with it so they just said something like “and then all the aliens went away the end” with no real explanation or conclusion. I don’t remember what exactly happened because obviously I’ve never wanted to rewatch it but I remember it really was something that cheap. All the time invested in it felt like it had gone to waste because there was no proper conclusion.

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          The original book by HG Wells had the aliens die off suddenly, defeated by Earth’s bacteria and viruses. So the story has always had that plot of “and suddenly the bad guys all died!”

        • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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          1 year ago

          Ah yep. It stuck to the source material.

          spoiler

          bacteria killed the aliens

          If that’s your only issue with it, then perhaps worth a rewatch. I really enjoyed the destruction and chaos.

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            1 year ago

            So, I’ve been complaining about this film for long enough that I’ve heard the source material argument before. I’ve not read the original book but just conclude that either A: the book really did end like the film, in which case it was never worthy of making a film about, or B: the book had a better, more nuanced ending which wasn’t captured by the film. Either way it’s a terrible film that wasted my time!

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      1 year ago

      That’s a bummer. It’s one of my favorite movies. Granted I was a kid the first time I saw it

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    Woody woodpecker, epitome of lazy Hollywood film making, nothing unique or redeeming at all just another cgi mascot in a real world setting with a bollocks story

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    1 year ago

    Hands down, for the production money that went into it, The Hobbit trilogy.

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      This is the only movie series that legitimately made me mad. The book seemed so simple to adapt to the screen. Just follow the book, with a little cut out to help with screen time, and watch the money roll in. Instead, we got one of the worst book adaptations Hollywood’s ever seen.

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      1 year ago

      From the moment they decided to milk it for three movies I knew it was going to suck. It’s a simple little adventure story ffs.

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    Oscar (1991)

    My wife and I walked out on that one. I can’t understand how it got a 6.5 on IMDB.

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    I’ve seen a ton of bad movies over the years, but Moonfall has probably got to be the worst I’ve seen recently. Picture every possible disaster movie and sci-fi movie stereotype and trope… they are ALL in that film. I started laughing about halfway through and just couldn’t stop, it was so bad