This had me checking, fortunately SBF is currently in jail and almost certainly headed for prison. Also want to drop a reminder that McAfee publicly announced shortly before his death that he had no intention of suicide and expected assassination attempts after his incarceration.
But he was also completely insane.
See here. He also wants to fuck whales apparently.
Also meth. Probably lots of meth.
But he had a vast array of enemies.
How wacky would it be for him to announce that, and then commit suicide just to mess with everyone.
tfw there is literally nothing you can say that can stop the media from faking your suicide
I have an inkling that he faked his own death. Or they killed him.
But him faking his own death would be 100% something he would do.
It would be on brand tbh
McAfee was brilliant to stupor, saw through the plandemic gimmicks .the “Joker” character was modelled to imitate his speech patterns . He was wacked
So what exactly was the plan? In detail. Leave no stone unturned.
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Who planned and financed it?
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Where was it planned?
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How was it covertly executed?
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What were the main objectives?
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How did the planners protect themselves from their devious plot?
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Bruh the joker has been around longer than McAfee. The first comic book with the joker was published 5 years before McAfee was born.
dude was far cry villain or protagonist not clear on that
You mean Sam Bankman-Fried? The guy who fled to the Bahamas and then was arrested and extradited?
He didn’t flee to the Bahamas. FTX was based out of the Bahamas because it made for good tax dodging.
Before he was accused of more serious crimes like fraud, he was regularly committing the much more common crimes that companies like Facebook and Google do all the time, pretending that their profits all happen to accrue in some country with friendly corporate tax laws.
I’m not sure so much as fled as that’s where FTX was HQd and he owned a ton of shit there that he bought with customer money.
He didn’t even have the balls to flee.
That crypto-scammer was on some kind of super hard-core drug that gets administered through a patch on his skin…I don’t remember what it’s called, but it’s super expensive shit.
And the creator of McAffee isn’t a real tech-CEO, because the software he created doesn’t work.
https://slate.com/technology/2022/12/sam-bankman-fried-ftx-emsam-patch-testimony-arrested.html
Doesn’t seem to provide that much of a hard-core boost.
The Adderall was likely more effective.
Adderal is affordable by regular people.
I mean, trea them like the Russian oligarchs and seize their money then. No such thing as a completely ethical billionaire and better to return the money to the original economy.
Eat 👏 The 👏 Rich 👏
What did I miss? Where did he flee to now?
He didn’t flee, he was based out of the Bahamas to try to evade taxes and regulation, not extradition, this meme isn’t accurate.
McAfee was the one good CEO.
He lived as he preached, dangerously and with no regard for the shareholders.
He had his own police force and basically was a dictator on an island
Dont they all? Pretty baseline.
Is that John McAfee?
Is that John McAfee?
Sure as hell ain’t Peter Norton.
Naked? Check. Holding a gun? Check. It is most definitely John McAfee. Lol.
He’s not having a hooker shit on his chest through a hammock though, might not be him.
He might be fucking a whale, we can’t tell
Sounds like the average person in Arizona
If there’s one thing consistent about John McAfee, its that he doesn’t like to wear a shirt.
Then how did he get those deep cut v-neck tan lines?
He only applies sunscreen in the shape of a v-neck to throw you off the track
He doesn’t, that’s an image postprocessing effect. There’s no V line, it’s just a diagonal line where there’s more brightness.
Yep, dude seriously went off the deepend after he sold McAfee
He was definitely odd, but even a broken clock is right twice a day; He hated what his old company has become, and at least owned up to the fact that he had a lady shit on his chest. When asked about it in interviews, he basically said something along the lines of “when you’re richer than God and have had sex with gorgeous women every day, things start to get stale and you look for more and more extreme things to get you going.”
He also 100% predicted that he was going to be Epstein’ed in a prison cell. He was very outspoken about the fact that he wasn’t suicidal and if he was ever found to have committed suicide, that it was a hit job. He specifically tweeted something along the lines of “if I’m ever found to have hanged myself, it wasn’t a suicide. It was a whack job.” He was found dead in a prison cell, with the death ruled a suicide by hanging. Which is either prophetic (he believed the US had a bounty on him, so he was very paranoid about getting murdered with the government covering it up,) or the best troll ever.
Who wanted him dead and why?
If your conspiracy depends on John McAfee not telling people things you’ve already failed
I think it really was just an epic troll. The man had run out his cash reserves, was at an age where he must’ve started feeling old. Spent decades experimenting wildly with drugs. He was by every outward metric a broken person. And also a person that valued his freedom to do whatever above everything else. Prison, forced clean and facing the very real possibility of never tasting freedom again. I just can’t imagine that he wouldn’t snap, which is a failure of the state to not keep him safe while in their ward. He was also extremely action oriented, he wasn’t the type to contemplate suicide, it’s either do it or don’t.
Getting sober for the first time in decades, without proper medical support, is enough to become suicidal for sure. Hell, even with proper support, the psychological adjustment can be overwhelming.
And we’re not talking sober of mild drugs either. I fully believe this man did pretty much all drugs at least once.
He was very outspoken about the fact that he wasn’t suicidal and if he was ever found to have committed suicide, that it was a hit job
The dude was also just fucking insane from 50 years of drug use lol. Wouldn’t be surprised if committed suicide to troll the world or for his own crazy meth head paranoia reasons, but he was probably just crashing hard.
He also 100% predicted that he was going to be [killed]
And if you can’t trust him, who can you trust?
Yeah, tough I don’t think it looks that hot nowadays, last I checked the body was still being kept in the prision he died near me
as nobody claimed the bodyEDIT: Wrong, news article in comments below.According to Reuters his body was kept because of legal processes that should have just been cleared up now, two years later. Source: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/spanish-court-rules-software-mogul-mcafees-death-was-suicide-2023-09-29/
Oh ok it seems I was misremembering.
John McAfee the man that paid women to take a dump on him from a hammock above him?
That John McAfee?
That guy also is just about everything Trump pretends.
Was. He took his life when caught.
Nah, I believe he was assasinated.
Well… who knows. He was held for 8 months in somewhat of a quantum flux prison.
According to the same DailyMirror article:
- Jun 23, 2021 (Google link) - Spanish prison where John McAfee was found dead ‘is like the Hilton’
- 24 Jun 2021 (In-article title) - Prison in Spain where John McAfee was found dead in apparent suicide serves ‘stale bread and cold hot dogs’, has two bunk beds per cell and two inmates killed themselves in May
…so who knows. Maybe he even committed suicide and was assassinated at the same time! /s
Nah there isnt any coke on his mustache, can’t be him
CEO’s don’t count as men, even if they are women.
Sam Bankman-Incarcerated is kinda screwed now thanks to his Sam Bankman-witness-intimidation.
The judge is pissed would be the understatement of the Sam Bankman-Century.
Is it just me or does McAfee kind of look like Frank Woods here
Who’s the other nerd?
John McAfee
Famous afro cosplayer
The crypto scammer that got caught earlier this year.
Sam Bankman-Fried is his name
More like sam bankman-is fried lmao
More like sam bankman-is fried lmao
Sam Bankman-Incarcerated.
Ah yes, that was the one.
So…all one of them?
Oh no, dude forgot to perform the masculinitiddies with a MacGyver stage prop rifle. All is lost, dicks are falling off because of him.
What do you mean by “MacGyver stage prop rifle”? I get the impression you’ve never watched any of the versions of MacGyver.
And you’d be right, I’ve no interest in ever watching the show. But I meant MacGyver as a stand-in adjective for improvised from whatever he found lying around. Funny enough, someone said it’s probably real, so this IRL MacGyver dude here was killing it (and his neighbor too, quite literally).
Ok, then let me explain how off that is. MacGyver’s famous for improvising things that work out of whatever’s lying around. Not for creating realistic looking props that don’t do anything. Another key aspect of the character is that he really hates guns.
Um, yeah thanks, that’s important to never get wrong.
perform the masculinitiddies with a MacGyver stage prop rifle.
my man probably killed his neighbor, ain’t a prop.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McAfee#Death_of_Gregory_Faull
If I was rich and crazy, I’d want to be John McAfee, not some failed, pasty crypto-nerd.
Weirdo psycho failed League of Legends bullshit crypto CEO or being a raving mad millionaire but with my name attached to McAffee anti-virus… difficult choice.
I’d rather not be associated with LoL.
