By Zayatoon comics
Trofim Lysenko Estimated body count 70 million
The vast majority of deaths under communism have been because of famine…
…which may well be true for Capitalism as well.
True but i dont know of one guy who did 70 mil worth under capitalism
I get the joke but I still expected some tankies to show up. But then again, OP is on lemmy.world which is defederated with the tankie instances so that’s why
why is it defederated
Because of the tankies.
Mosquitoes, thanks to Malaria. Estimated kill count (according to a Nature article from 2002) 50-60 Billion people.
More a person responsible kinda thing. I think Mao does top it but due to starvation thanks to his idiot policies that ruined crops
Wow. You’re really gonna just blame a whole race over a few billion deaths?
/s please don’t hang me in these streets
Dictators and the rich
Ive never heard of anyone with that name
It took way too long to get the dad joke here.
This is a good one 😂
I’ve used this joke IRL with our cats. There’s another one for dogs:
A guy and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says, “hey, you can’t bring a dog in here.” The guy says, “this is no ordinary dog. He’s a talking dog.” Bartender says, “yeah? Prove it.” The guy turns to the dog and says, “What’s on top of the building?” And the dog says “Roof! Roof!” Then the guy says, “How does a brick feel?” The dog says “Rough! Rough!” The guy then says, “Who was the greatest ballplayer of all time?” The dog says “Ruth! Ruth!” They are thrown out of the bar. When they’re out on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, “So, you think I should have said DiMaggio?”
Isn’t it a strange question to ask if you don’t want an offensive answer?
She wasn’t offended by the answer. She thought the cat couldn’t talk and was just saying ‘meow’.
How is that answer offensive??
Idk I thought the lady was angry because she finds it offensive.
She thought the cat just meowed.
Cute, but the true answer is capitalism
Who
Capitalism
Goddamn you Mr. Capitalism
Capitalism
That’s a funny way of spelling religion.
Easily confused; they’re fraternal twins
At least religions give food to the hungry sometimes
Cats don’t care about political and economic ideologies… pay no attention to Egypt.
That’s not a “who”
It is I, Mr. Capitalism. Give me tax breaks and child labor.
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While it has proven difficult to accurately estimate the pre-colonial population and the amount by which it changed under the Congo Free State, estimates for the Congolese population decline during Leopold’s rule range from 1 million to 15 million.
That’s a lot, but not even close to Mao
Noobish kdr. Max 10 millions deaths, somewhere between a French general during WWI (not counting German casualties) and minor paranoid dictators. Too much time larping as a psychopathic torturer, not enough time getting the job done. Mao killed several million people on a good mood, that’s professionalism.
That’s ridiculous, you can’t judge the genocidal madmen KDA on body count alone, Leopold simply did more evil with less resources than anyone ever!
Starting position matters, and Leopold came from behind to become one of the worsts.
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How do you mix up “ah” and “awe”?!
It’s awww
Gilbert Shelton - Fat Freddy’s Cat, 1973
This one’s actually funny
It’s a pun too, that’s a good one 🤣
