It’s okay if you don’t understand.
All you need to do is say “Rust” and “memory safety” a lot and join us at the crab rave.
If you ever see a news article about hacking or an exploit, or a major service go down, you just say tsk-tsk they should have used memory safe Rust, and your comment will be as informative as 80% of other comments.
Haha JavaScript am I right? 💀💀💀
fr fr
I thought it was “Rust” and “furry”
That is correct. However Unixporn and furry are more common
I did that yesterday and somebody thought I knew Rust lol. I barely know what it means to be safe.
Don’t forget the german
Sie haben gerufen? Worum geht’s?
Geil 😭
There does seem to be a significant German contingent on Lemmy, as there was on Reddit. I have a very in-my-head Reddit moment I need to share.
Remember when “The Nations of the World brought to you by Yakko Warner” was a meme and people were making all kinds of permutations of it? I saw one that was like “the nations of the world if Germany won WWII” which was basically “Germany Germany Germany Germany Portugal Spain, Spain, Germany, Germany…”
On the most recent r/place I remember, the Germans had a habit of taking their tricolor flag all the way across the canvas, which made me think “Germany Germany Germany Germany” in Yakko Warner’s voice.
c/[email protected] or however Lemmy links work I still don’t know.
Lemmy links work with an exclamation mark:
They’re a nation of 85 million tech loving smart people. They’ll be all over Lemmy.
84 million, and literally half of them are over 43, so not exactly a trailblazer population.
0 == null
PHP says yes, Js says nein
That’s so yaml
I bet they program in HTML!
Bro your account 420 years old?
I was here when time started.
Stop trying to make YAML happen, it’s not going to happen!
As long as I’m at the Helm, it’s still on the menu!
Sorry. I couldn’t read your comment because the spacing was off.
Your tiny mind just can’t comprehend the vast meaning in my whitespace.
Fake it 'til you make it.
And you can greatly boost learning by applying Cunningham’s Law.
I have only been on the fediverse for a month but I’m pretty sure I could start my own software engineering company on the pc I just built (Linux OS, of course).
I dunno, hows your sock situation?
If
Else if
Else if
Else if
Else if
Repeat for a few thousand lines. Have a goto 1 at the bottom. It’s not hard.
Whoa everybody look at Ms ‘AI’ Fancy pants here.
It’s mostly “I don’t understand JS, funny right?”
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6 years into my career as a ReSTMonkey, this is absolutely still me
learn awk
Then learn jq and perl.
When you’re done you’ll find Birkenstocks and comfortable socks on your feet, cargo shorts with more pockets than even Hermione Granger could use, a glorious grey beard to stroke, and either a Metallica or a Hawaiian shirt that’s 15 years old and has blown through the armpits.
You will have reached nirvana. You’ll be able to unlock the secrets of the universe without opening a single interactive program.