If you learned that an actor was a serial killer, who would surprise you the least? (Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Tom Cruise, and Jack Nicholson don’t count–everyone knows they’re stacking bodies somewhere)
I’m gonna say Chris Pratt. I don’t buy that harmless goofy schtick AT ALL
Jake Gyllenhaal.
If someone were to say that he did anything crazy such as kidnapping circus clowns and tickling their feet while wearing a Bill Clinton mask and yelling “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”, I would believe it.
Every time I see Jake G in something I feel like I’m seeing like 30% of his barely-contained power. Like it doesn’t matter what the role is, I feel like I’m watching a dude who is seconds away from a full-blown, atrocity-plagued identity crisis.