I’ll start. Non serious answers also welcome

  1. Linux (Linux)

  2. FOSS or die

  3. Video content should have been text

  4. Not caring a LOT about privacy makes you a non-lemmy normie

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  • Lvxferre@lemmy.ml
    331·
    7 months ago

    5. We don’t talk about Reddit here. Except when we do.
    6. [De]federation is srs bizniz.
    7. Seize the means of production computation.
    8. People from that instance over there are bad.

      • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
        4·
        7 months ago

        I only hate Lemmy.ml or whatever its instance is cuz they banned me “for no reason”.

        I think it was related to vaccuums, they wanted to clean up the place and thats hard to do when guys are jizzing in vaccuum s i guess…?

        Edit: also, for all i know vacuums are manufactured in Malaysia (ML?) and the communist government “forced” their bloody hands on it. Still doesn’t make for a free and purely rational discussion forum.

        • KISSmyOS@lemmy.world
          3·
          7 months ago

          I was banned citing rule 1 (no bigotry, racism, etc) for posting a meme about how modern cars are too big, too expensive, and send all your data to China.
          Apparently because my meme implied China Bad.

        • Stamets@startrek.website
          1·
          7 months ago

          I left because the moderation and administration are inconsistent. The rules were left too vague and one of the admins keeps removing random stuff according to different rules or new definitions of the rules. They are left so insanely vague so they can basically do what they want. Kinda icky to me. If I’m doing something wrong I wanna stop it. I was abused as a kid by a mother who loved to make up new stuff and new rules and judge me by them. Blame me for not following them when they only existed in her head.

          Said admin acts the same way and I have absolutely no interest in engaging with that. I barely escaped hell before. I’m not going back.

  • thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca
    191·
    7 months ago

    Your YouTube link should have been a Piped link but it’s okay.

    You’re free to enjoy the lemmit.online content, but don’t interact with it or you will appear confused.

    Don’t stress about upvotes/downvotes-- They’re even more made up here than usual.

    Never pass up an opportunity to bitch about ads, Chrome, Reddit, capitalism, Arch users, streaming services, or your favorite Lemmy client.

    Do not attempt the Picard Maneuver unless you’re sure you know what you’re doing.

  • Leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    181·
    7 months ago
    1. If you get kicked from an instance, upon joining a new instance, make your first post a furious comment on the admins/mods/hivemind of the instance that kicked you, completely forgetting we can all see the modlog.
  • muse@kbin.social
    11·
    7 months ago

    18: Don’t feed the tankies
    19: if you didn’t like Star Trek before, go to Risa and count the lights till you do

    • phorq@lemmy.ml
      7·
      7 months ago

      Sharing is caring, and that includes data… unless it’s personal data.

  • Blackout@kbin.social
    91·
    7 months ago
    • no fucking swearing
    • no paying for content if it can be pirated
    • cats are our overlords
  • phorq@lemmy.ml
    6·
    7 months ago

    42: Always know where your towel is.

    43: Star Trek memes or you’re the next away mission’s red shirt.

    • kratoz29@lemm.eeEnglish
      21·
      7 months ago

      If you disagree, you are WRONG.

      This only applies until Chrome gets rid of the adblockers next year, if you decide to stay with Chrome I confidently think that you are wrong.