Item in grocery store doesn’t scan.
That means it’s free!
Every time I hear this one I wanna break the product in half and walk away😭
To a colleague arriving 10 mins late: “Afternoon.”
To a colleague arriving 10 mins early: “Shat the bed?”
I feel like if I shat the bed, I’d be late instead of early.
Agreed 💯, this is not amusing.
Working hard or hardly working?
What… I like that one. Sorry.
The “I have a [topic] joke, but [topical reason why it wouldn’t land or you wouldn’t get it]” template
Talking about any ear or hearing trouble and someone replies “pardon?”
🤦🤬
As someone who’s been hearing impaired my whole life, yes. The urge to punch the person in the face right at that moment sometimes seems irresistible.
I’d like to believe I’d still have that reaction to this “joke” even if my hearing was fine, still I do agree with you that it’s really extra infuriating when explaining a genuine hearing issue
All of those trite reddit-tier quips that people repeat like they’re filling out a template. Like
Person 1: such and such thing is shit
Person 2: that’s an insult to shit!
I gotta figure they don’t even find it funny themselves but just do it out of obligation. Hopefully now that AI is replacing all the commenters the conversation will become less robotic.
Some chowder head in the 80s said “you’ve never seen me and batman in the same room at the same time” and now we’re all paying for it. “I’d call them a removed but at least those have warmth and depth”
I also choose this guy’s overused jokes.
A man went to a shop and they had a shovel.
Maybe just because we don’t understand it, but the ancient Sumerian bar joke:
A dog entered into a tavern and said, ‘I cannot see anything. I shall open this one.’
I have been unfortunate enough to hear various racist and/or homophobic jokes over the years, so probably one of them
It’s a toss-up between Elon Musk and people saying “WHAT?!” when I tell them I’m hearing impaired.
