I was thinking about sentences that can tell the entire story on their own. I have 2 common examples:
- So, I started to play WOW
- My husband was 20 older than me
I can already tell how is gonna develop and end. What other sentences you know that have this effect?
"I don’t like to spread rumors … "
Some wonderful “rhetoric” filled examples, as well as an unrelated all time clasic
- “Your generation is so entitled-”
- (in reference to progressive language) “It’s so hard to keep up-”
- Any mention of J*rdan P*terson in a positive light
- "So, we noticed you across the bar and love your style-
(in reference to progressive language) “It’s so hard to keep up-”
I mean sometimes, genuinely, you can be the most well-meaning person in the world and still insult somebody.
In Turkey, pointing with your index finger backwards at someone is a gross insult. In some European countries, sticking your thumb between your first and second finger means “good luck” or “f**ck you” depending on where you are. In England, a cunt can be an insult or a term of endearment.
Sometimes you can blink, and the language changes around you. It can be genuinely hard to keep up, especially more so if you’re not wired into the WWW 24/7
“I’m not racist, but” oh, they are going to say something racist.
It’s fun to put “I’m not racist but” in front of totally innocuous statements.
I’m not racist but there’s a blue Hyundai parked outside my building.
I use something similar often. “I’m not racist but the color of the bread is white.”
It still works. If I heard that my first thought would be “who are they racist against?”
“I’m not racist but the weather is nice today“
I use something similar often. “I’m not racist but the color of the bread is white.”
See also, “Nobody likes to say it out loud, but…”
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Something completely untrue.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
“Yes, I have! We learned about him at the Academy. It turns out it was an ironic nickname given to him by his peers after his disciple basically took him down. One of those lessons in knowledge and treachery, meant as a fable for building false trust, but some idiots are empowered it.”
“I promise” followed by anything. That thing will 100% not happen.
I promise that I am lying to you right now
I promise that in a few hours the sun will rise.
You’ve done doomed us all, donnie!
Have you heard of GME?
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“I’m not a racist, but …”
Surely to be followed by some extremely racist shit.
I loaned one of my friends $500 two months ago and
… he paid it back double. What a fella. Salt of the Earth type. Super Buff. We’re getting married next July after he leaves his wife. Has problems with birds.
“I’m sorry that you…”
… feel offended by my point of view.
And then he/she said : I am going to thread you Wright
