• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Red Lobster executives:

    “No one could possibly eat that much shrimp.”

    Later…

    “I’m sorry, sir. You’ve eaten every shrimp at every Red Lobster in the entire state and it’s only been six hours. We don’t have any more shrimp for you. That will be $20.”