Who hurt you as a child?
Men? Have you heard about the women’s?
Can we not bring over these ranty non-questions from reddit please
It’s so universal too, it’s like I have to clean every single toilet seat before I use it.
My guesses:
- Intoxication: They’re drunk or high enough that they’re not neurologically capable of aiming; the fact that they managed to get it out of their pants at all is astonishing.
- Narcissism: They’re very important assistant sales managers, talking on their phone through the whole transaction, and aren’t paying attention to what they’re peeing on; just as they don’t remove their dirty dishes from the office meeting rooms after a lunch meeting. Aren’t the help supposed to do that?
- Helplessness and/or disgust: The toilet was already filthy when they came in, and they didn’t think they were making it any worse.
- Peevishness: They got yelled at by a scary janitor once for sticking gum under desks.
You’re forgetting misfires can happen soon after ejaculation (and probably other things).
there’s also the legendary twin stream
Could be some sort of health condition maybe? Like, they had to have a spray nozzle grafted to their urethra?
I sometimes switch mine to mist on accident.
I get you, the switch is right there! Such a stupid design.
Don’t forget fragile masculinity and not wanting to sit down to piss because that’s how women do it.
Fuck that, I love sitting down to piss. It’s like a free break AND I get to let the boys out for a few minutes?
The only times I won’t are when the bathroom is already filthy, or the toilet water is too high and my junk goes for a dunk if I sit.
You either have an annoying plumbing problem or a massive piss lizard. I guess both is possible too.
I’m not going to brag, but my junk hangs low. I’m also in the US. Some toilets are ridiculously full by default, especially older models.
Lost it at piss lizard 🤣
Yank toilets have this wierd bowl design, where there’s like 2 litres of water in the bowl at all times
Ahhh you’re trying to culture war this when the actual reason is way more sensible and boring than that. Why sit on a potentially dirty toilet seat when you don’t have to? Why even squat above it when you don’t have to? It’s laziness / efficiency, dear, not… 🤣🤣🙄… fragile masculinity.
No it’s both you should see the amount of men who physically recoil when I tell them I sit to pee
I work in construction, half the men have dirty asses cause its gay to touch your asshole. I wish I was exaggerating.
Okay… how did you get to know about their dirt asses?
They state it proudly.
I’ll give your straight coworkers that one, none of the gay men I know talk about their assholes.
Oh, you’ve got a behavior there, but the wrong motivation.
I sit at home, but I don’t sit on public toilets precisely because dudes have been whizzing all over the seat.
And this is why god invented the paper ass gasket
This is the way.
Same. Can’t be fucked to stand. any chance to sit down is welcome. Except on a piss-soaked public convenience.
I have found my people.
Our people 🥲
Fag.
I bet you eat corn the long way.
Lmao I looked at your history, you’re a weirdo
i love marking my territory
There was this guy at work that would pee on the floor instead of in the toilet, at a frequency of maybe once or twice a week. Never would own up to it and made everyone else clean it up.
He must have gotten his jollys from it, was on too many rx drugs to notice, or had some malicious intent going on.
Never found out who it was, everytime I had a hunch the guy would quit or get fired and it kept up. Thank God I started working from home. Ugh
Have you checked your carbon monoxide alarm? Maybe it was you?
Nah. I only leave a trickle down the side at the most. And I ALWAYS make sure to clean it up.
Unless your incapacitated, it’s just not right to leave it for someone else to do.
That’s the thing: it was always a new person. Cut the head off of one snake only for another to appear.
Dude, that would be so beyond. Some ritual offering that has to take place to appease the diety that that keeps our shite company in business. Here, we offer you, o’ holy one, some…piss. Come to think of it, it did start after the buyout.
There would be a special place in hell for those guys.
Nah, it just shows I’m really just a bad judge of character, and slightly prejudiced. Just cause the guy can’t see his dick while he’s tinkling, doesn’t mean he can’t aim.
Already know the answer, but how do women even possibly piss on the toilet seat? It SHOULD be physically impossible, unless I’m an idiot and doing it wrong.
It’s because some women squat on the seat instead of sitting on it. Which gets the seat dirty which makes women squat so they don’t touch the dirty seat, which gets it dirty, ad infinitum.
Totally. As I said, I always knew the answer. In fact, I said it on the place that shall not be named, and all the seat pissers all got their panties in a bunch. Which got them all trying to flame me.
Still gross.
I agree with the sentiment, but this feels like a complaint more than anything.
it isn’t that I do it on purpose but when I put it back, there might be a couple of rogue drops that land on the seat
Wipe them up with paper, throw in the toilet, flush.
Do the bare minimum
not my business lol
It’s your piss on the seat. It is 100% your business.
Your piss, your business. You’re a man child.
I’ve thought about this a lot over the years, I think it’s just as simple as “all care, no responsibility” meaning if the average punter goes into a public toilet and somebody hasn’t cleaned up after themselves (mistakes happen) then that dude sure as shit isn’t going to clean up but he still needs to go therefore he’ll do his best to be clean but if he has to do some sort of gymnastics to keep himself clean then so be it and if the toilet gets messier as a result of those gymnastics then so be it, the cycle continues.
I used to hate urinals and I still don’t like them, but I understand the reason behind it, people are animals when it’s not their property.
As men get older, it becomes more challenging to initiate urination. As a result, the distance the urine stream travels at the beginning becomes unpredictable.
On the other hand, towards the end of urination, the stream becomes weaker and may cause post-dribbling. This also increases the chances of hitting the toilet seat.
Failing to clean the toilet seat afterward is simply pure rudeness though.
Why would you need to clean the seat? Does noone else LIFT the seat beforehand?
Skill issue, git gud
They must not have the DLC
Seriously, this thread has been a real boost to my ego. You guys suck at peeing.
Your only achievement in life.
Just sit down.
…on a public toilet seat. I ain’t touching most of them, much less sitting on them, so oh yeah, yeah, no.
Don’t be a baby.
If its not visibly dirtied, wipe it with a paper towel, sot down, do your business and clean up after yourself.
Your ass goes back into your pants anyway, and you wash your ass daily at home (please don’t disappoint me there)
God forbid a sharp shooter should have to lift the seat or sit down… That’s down right in American and communist.
This is why I think everyone should sit down and pee
Amen
Worse than that, we had a guy essentially miss the toilet while taking a shit in our work washroom. It was this larger construction worker and he must have sat down wrong somehow and shit went everywhere on and under the toilet seat. Guess who didn’t try cleaning up and left without saying a word? Fuck that was nasty…
It’s not just public restrooms. I work in an SMALL ALL office building where 75% of the workers are remote and the people who don’t are not low-paid workers and STILL men piss everywhere in the bathroom here too. It’s insane how stupid and selfish our society is.
