What is a pizza if not a big piece of toast?
Calzone is just a bread bowl pushed over.
Honestly I use this to settle all food debates.
Not because I believe it to be true or accurate. Buy because humanity needs answer and here is one!
Hotdogs are tacos and corn dogs are calzones.
I have experienced both as sushi. Also, dumplings are calzones.
How many sandwiches are in a salad?
If your sushis are made of bread, I’m both disgusted and excited by this novel approach
Burritos are just mexican sushi
Starch, not bread. In the case of sushi, that’d be rice.
Ah, OK. Spaghetti bolognese is nth-dimensional shenanigans then
cuberule.com seems to imply spaghetti with any kind of sauce would be nachos.
Calzone hypercube
I was in a band called Calzone Hybercube. Mostly did food-themed Nintendocore.
Mostly did food-themed Nintendocore.
Of course, who doesn’t?
I don’t know if you’ve ever seen sushi before but typically the rice isn’t on the outside.
Maybe you live inside a giant sushi, and topologically this is equivalent to the sushi encompassing the rest of the world, including raw fish.
Makes you think.
ETA: no, doesn’t make you think at all, actually.
