I was going to make a joke about ingesting LCD crystals being a cutting edge high, but yours is better.

I just read them all in the last. 45 minutes. Those two are adorable and Pixie is such a good therapy kitten. <3

I hope Pixie makes friends with a Husky so we can see the Husky v German Shepherd v Malinois energy!

There are dozens of us old fucks!

That’s specifically what we did to a good amount of Loyalist conservatives when we founded the country.

Dude. I’m set to retire before I’m 50, and I’m 43, also a veteran. I’m retiring in San Diego, the most unliveable city in the US. Paying taxes is the second most patriotic thing that a citizen can do. The fact that you view them as theft is a you problem. They are the dues that you owe society for treating you so well.

The four most patriotic things one can do are as follows in this order:

1. Vote.

2. Pay your damn taxes.

3. Serve in local office, and maybe higher.

4. Serve in the military.

The reason that the military is so low is that most people aren’t a good fit for the military. We need thinking soldiers that will refuse an unlawful order, not mindless automatons that parrot every hateful lie they can.

Then become a hermit and stop using roads, libraries, police or fire services, and EMT services. You’re the only one keeping you from your tax free dreams.

Just more proof that cruelty is the point. They’ve known since the 70s that they’d be richer than they are if they would pay thriving wages and eliminate poverty. They want the suffering more than the money.

If we let the fascists claim any symbol they want, we will have nothing left.

Pepe was just a depressed frog boi. Pepe is only fascist if we let the fascists win

Helps if you put the first definition as well. I would think that the use of the word as a glance is more common than male goose.

I figured some of the larger species have some basic emotions. My preying mantis could certainly let me know if she was irritated, though I never really saw a “happy” as much as “content.”

My tarantula and I never managed to talk to one another.

We didn’t have cattle. Just horses, sheep, goats, chickens, ducks, a couple turkeys, and rabbits… Tons of rabbits accidentally one time. We let them do their thing when we wanted more.

In navy boot camp they require you to open a new bank account with your choice of either the Navy Federal Credit Union, or some other banking institution. You can tell which one I went with, since I can’t remember the name of the bank that they offered. They do this to ensure that young sailors are paid into an account no one else has access to. Far too many veterans got out expecting four or more years worth of pay to be waiting in an account, only to find their parents spent it all.

They just know about the Old Mothe Hubbard brand doggy biscuits that are bone shaped.

Ummm… We don’t typically have just one pen or pasture for the animals. The males and females are typically kept separate from each other, except for when we specifically want more animals.

Plants scream when they die, we just don’t notice it. They release all sorts of pheromone type chemicals that warn other plants that there is danger. That’s definitely a scream.

I’m not saying eating meat is better, I’m just saying that seemingly the only truly ethical things to eat are raw minerals, and I don’t believe that’s possible, other than salt. Salt seems to be the only tasty rock.

Pineapple tries to eat you back when you eat it, if that makes you feel any better. That painful sensation in your mouth that fresh pineapple causes is a digestive enzyme that the fruit releases to prevent animals from eating it. Works on humans about as well as capsaicin.

I’ve asked my cats loads of questions. Not one has given a comprehensive answer.

Insects on the other hand are pretty much nature’s robots.

You guys already hit better than 4% according to some articles I’ve seen posted here-ish over the last couple months.

JFK doesn’t. He never appeared, at least not in any of the episodes before the latest reboot. One can only assume that JFK got assassinated in the Futurama timeline as well, so there wasn’t enough of his head to put in a jar.

Lincoln was shot in the back, not the head, so I guess that’s how he got there.

I wonder if McKinley is in the hall.