Just run really fast as soon as you hit the ground.

Pssh, you believe in the moon?

Woo I watermelons!

Laughs in Teams.

On the internet, nobody suspects you’re a Pom.

In the UK no less!

What if you had some sort of insulator, maybe a delicious layer of chocolate, making some sort of galactic wagon wheel?

Egypt, 2000BCE

Don’t forget the one that stole its name from the other one.

It’s the 11th here, so not the whole world.

Google Nexus Ice Cream Sandwich Guinea Pig

I’ve been so lonely girl,
I’ve been to sad and down

“we tricked sand into thinking”

Yoink’d

My card’s PIN is just the date when the bank reset it for me… 20 years ago.

I changed banks and I set my new card to the same PIN.

It’s sentimental at this point.

No it’s Becky.

Yeah I always try to bring up our award to shut down the “but the well tipped waiters will lose money if you mandate a minimum wage” argument.

As though a minimum wage has to stay $7.

Our waitstaff get $35/hr on weekends and somehow we still have enough small cafes to bankrupt Starbucks.

$23 is the national no award minimum, but the restaurant award mandates $29 for even a level 1 casual.

Yeah we stopped being on Arizona time in the 70s.

Yeah 3 days before? I only found out it was DST this weekend just gone because I happened to still be up.

Me: man it’s almost 2am, I should go to bed
DST: lol 3am