And it’s her natural color! Tons of black Americans have brown and even blonde hair, largely as a result of slavery. Penalizing her for her lighter hair color is just the cherry on the shit sundae of what we’ve put black people through in this country.

Yup. Great news, your cancer isn’t spreading as quickly as it was last time we checked! Now you may have 6 months to live instead of 3.

Can we get it to wear assless chaps while we’re at it?

Ace as in Ace Attorney, or ace as in asexual? (I need to go to bed lol.)