Those scots sure are a contentious people

That wealth “materializes” when his company gets a new loan based on the paper value of his assets as collateral, even if he hasn’t materially realized that value yet. If you can get rewarded with new loans and government contracts based on paper valuations, you can pay taxes based on paper valuations.

The answer is money and eliminating competition for money

Or parodies like Scary Movie

Alternate ending:

Finally find the paragraph with information alluded to in the headline, at the bottom of the page

Page finally loads the remaining 3 dozen ads (1 for each line break), pushing the sentence you needed completely into the abyss

Sigh heavily and lose interest in the topic forever

I think it’s an honest question, which is a respectful thing to ask if you don’t know. I myself haven’t been sure, because I’ve heard it pronounced multiple different ways even by news pundits.

One of the first times I smoked weed I did it wrong and swallowed a bunch of smoke. I proceeded to get sick in the back seat of my friend’s car and started believing that my windpipe was made out of glass and if I turned my head it would shatter and slice my throat open. I still think about it sometimes, never knew it had a name!

Oh, I thought this was Reddit!

Sir/ma’am, this is a meme subreddit, most people are here to just be silly. And there’s also the fact that not everyone has seen every meme and done the work to debunk it, as apparently you have.

Nobody wants to work anymore smh

Leave other people’s personal property alone, even if they suck.

^ non-americans’ favorite activity

I choose this person as the recipient of my hug. I got you bro

Badass, sounds like it’s worth the wait

What does he do when multiple people order for delivery at once?

Scraped my car tire rim on a curb the other day and mashing Ctrl + Z in my brain for minutes afterwards :(

Let’s assume Norway has 5 million people and the US has 300 million people, and they’re going to have a taco eating contest.

If every American eats 1 taco, that’s ~300 million tacos eaten. If every Norwegian eats 30 tacos, that’s “only” 150 million tacos eaten (30 x 5mil = 150mil).

If we’re talking about total tacos eaten, Norway “loses” the eating competition. But that’s not really fair because the US has 60x more people participating.

If we’re talking about tacos per person (aka normalizing for the population), Norway wins the competition because each person ate 30x more tacos than the average American.

So, which country eats more tacos? The answer depends if you’re counting total number of tacos eaten, or average number of tacos eaten per person (aka per capita).

I think that context just graduates the food crime from second degree to first degree

You’re forgetting one important thing - Bezos needs more money! Line must go up. Always. At any cost.