Lath

I’m no expert, but it looks like someone cut a gorilla out of one picture and pasted it over the lion picture.

I see a gorilla and a marmot ready to throwdown.

Dunno. People have been crushed to death by cheese wheels. Not sure if any of them had a smile on their face at the time.

Probably sequel to the bear one. Yearly hibernation doesn’t really work for a long term relationship…

We kill each other too often.

You know that scene with the guy on the castle wall in Monty Python and the Holy Grail that farts in your general direction?
Yeah, I giggled.

That I exist. And that we’re in a relationship.

It’s a love-hate thing. You wouldn’t get it…

That’s because they’ve integrated it into the start menu. Evil, yes. But technically correct.

Fun fact! Lightning can’t penetrate deep into large bodies of water and instead spreads over a larger surface area.

Funner fact! I have no idea if the above is true because I just made it up!

Trust no one on the internet.

Huh. Guess my bank isn’t my bank for telling me to move my money in a separate account to keep it safe (from myself).

What about the mean of cringe?

Colon explorer.

This title doesn’t mention it, but it was reported earlier that users editing their past posts against this move get banned for it.

Dunno, but within the context, Microsoft claimed only ads for Microsoft products. Now, whether those products are predatory mobile games for example, well that’s technically within the said terms. It’s basically a matter of scope and wordplay.

The globe is immaterial.

Some times, some games like to add in a volcanic map where you respawn in lava and i think they’re doing it on purpose.

They don’t care. They have monopoly over everything! They have your phones private data, they have your search history, they have your automatically uploaded pictures to Google drive of your butthole! They own you and you’ll do as they like, whenever they like! Now where’s that guy who knows how to operate all that stuff? Wait, he was fired to lower costs? Oh…

Joke: Why hate the disabled?

Wait, I thought dating jail bait was the best way to keep feeling young?

I doubt he even would think of us at all.