…what? You’re on Lemmy. THIS is Lemmy. I don’t get what you mean. Or maybe you don’t get what you mean?
…what? You’re on Lemmy. THIS is Lemmy. I don’t get what you mean. Or maybe you don’t get what you mean?
Inverted alcoholics have this problem…I guess…
Wait…what did disney ddo/say?
I only know about it because I grew up with Sega Genesis.
If you go through life looking for things to take offense, you will always be outraged.
This is what I tell my sister. She got angry at me for hanging my hats on these little hooks that hang off of closet doors. I have many hats, and not much room. She got mad that the outside of my closet door had hats on it.
I like it.
When life hands you Lemmons, FEDERATE!
We have GOT to find a new word for us besides “Lemmings”…
…gonna need some more info. Who’s in it? What year was it released? Is it on Hulu?
nearly half of the country would suck Trump’s very tiny penis if given the chance
Please don’t put such imagery in my head…
It would make for an interesting movie, thatxs hopefully based in fiction.
What is stopping BIDEN??? I’d say empathy and a good set of morals. Regardless of if you think he’s fit to be president, I think nobody sane would argue that he’s a good man. He’s a good person. Even if he could do so consequence free, HE wouldn’t.
The question is, what’s stopping the next president with no morals? And that’s a far more chilling scenario.
“China fakes everything”
and
“Adam ruins everything”
To which both I ask…orgasms?
“IS THIS THE DRIVE-THRU???”
“No. You’re drunk.”
Don’t need it refilled in the summer??? Do they not own grills???
Hank would politely but firmly ask them to leave.
God dammit…it’s not fair to write King of the Hill fanfic when you’re one of the writters for the actual show.
Weewooweewooweewoo!!! Mouse police!!! You’re under arrest for not petting meeeee!!!
Not so much that he was incompetent, as it was pure unfiltered corruption.
He was recorded behind closed doors agreeing that people should mask, and get vacinated, and make sure space between people is adhered to.
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut, if covid kills in NYC so easily because it’s condensed amount of people in a small space, and if all the major cities vote blue…then that means covid will kill the democrat voters and mostly leave the republican voters unharmed because they all live on farms and such!
That was his thought process, verbally expressed. Not mine.
Problem is, democrat voters didn’t fall for his bullshit. I remember one press conference where he would say things like “Covid will go away in the spring, it’s all a hoax” and then a scientist studying the virus since conception IMMEDIATELY followed it up with “Covid is NOT a hoax. Treat it seriously, or you may die”. Then Trump would say something like “We don’t need businesses shut down, we need to get back to work.” And immediately followed up by that same scientist saying “It’s not wise to encourage people to engage in public activities at this time. We must continue the quarantine”.
Basically Trump would spew some bullshit, and IMMEDIATELY be followed up with this scientist saying the exact opposite of what Trump said. All this while Trump is giving him a look of “WILL YOU SHUT UP??? YOU’RE FACT CHECKING MY BULLSHIT!!!”
I LOVE a good absurdist moment…but I prefer for the absurdity to be based in fiction. 3rd Rock From the Sun is amazing absurdist humor. John Lithgow is amazing in that role. However when the show ends, my country isn’t on fire with 1 million people dead.
So, I see this as corruption rather than incompetence.
Stop! PLEASE!!! I can only get SO erect…
Say I want to create a new, decent app that takes us back to the days of stuff like early OkCupid which was smartly done and actually worked okay.
Ok, I WILL say that.
HEAR THAT GUYS??? THIS GUY OVER HERE IS GONNA GET US ALL LAID!!!
There’s this british band, that dabble in many different styles. Not many people heard of them. Probably because they haven’t released any new music in a while, and it feels like they haven’t toured in FOREVER!!!
But it’s this little niche band, called The Beatles.