“The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, and that’d kill him” - Brodie Bruce

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What kind of psycho microwaves plastic anyway? Even if it isn’t releasing potentially toxic crap, the plastic get hotter than the food. I’m not risking my hand melting off for a crappy Hot Pocket.

Yeeeesssss! One of my very favorite subreddits. So happy to see them here!