Ah, the gentle train, truly one of earth’s most fascinating creatures

“Jamie/Rosemary and ‘Lance’ got heavy especially during the last several months”

the shade

A fucking miracle according to some

Legends foretold the day that someone would make it through the Cat Store self-checkout area

So there’s a comet. Big deal. It’ll burn up in our atmosphere and whatever’s left will be no bigger than a chihuahua’s head.

Hi FiniteLooper! Long time, no see! Saw your status update about the ice – congrats! They look great!!! 🌨🌨🥶🥶🥶🏅🏅

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Found the guy who has their HUD turned off

Hasn’t been the same since Activate Windows left the show or came back or stayed the same or whatever

State Anthem of the Soviet Union plays in background

Forget it, he’s rolling

I dunno, my ex used to go to book club meetings all the time and wouldn’t be back until the next morning

You wanna know what’s REALLY justifiable, buddy? Not reading the obvious sarcasm in phrases like “executed on the spot” because the US gun culture is deranged

Exactly-- no one wants to take responsibility for themselves anymore, and then has the nerve to complain when they are justifiably executed on the spot. Maybe you won’t have that last beer next time

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That old rich sociopath? What about him?