I broke my laptop’s screen. It has been serving as my homeserver for the past 10 years.

That’s what I said

Good thing people expect no promises of security from javascript anyway.

Staring at you naanstop

Your teeth must be made of paper-mache, to break on a pomegranate seed

Thank you, internet dude

Gimme a brand and a model name, internet dude

Thanks, updated comment

If we are capable of doing one, then we can do both.

Humanity can easily survive a KT extinction event. Sure, 99.999% of us will die, but tens of thousands will still survive.