Boobs and a vagina probably, otherwise I’m there!

All I can focus on is the fact that BBQ is right up against the side of the house…

Never been a fan tbh. Not having all chats encrypted by default always felt a bit sneaky.

That chiseled jawline I think it might be Bruce Willis

Almost as hilarious as the footage of him falling off a stage.

I wish this was a real thing I could buy my mum for Xmas. I love her dearly but her parenting style was hilariously unique.

Sorry its a pebble.

I go for walks for exercise. Sometimes I encounter lone women in the woods etc and I’ll try and take another route to avoid walking behind them. I feel like announcing by whistling etc would just make things worse. It annoys me that we have to think about these things tbh. I’m gay for fucks sakes, ive got zero interest in women. Im just out and about minding my own damn business.

The ENGLISH are the occupiers. Scotland and Wales are also occupied.

Probably get more for that than you would for a Telsa.

Myeh sounds gimicky. I doubt it’ll be accurate at all.

Two guys about to swordfight. With their pork swords.

This is kind of stating the obvious. Humans can write shit stories too.

Was on holiday a few years ago and came down with food poisoning a couple of hours before catching the flight home.

I was vomiting every 30 mins like clockwork. In the taxi to the airport, while queueing at the airport, on the flight, while heading home at the other side. Just awful. I’d never been that ill before or since.

Vomited subsided after the first day but couldn’t eat much for a couple of days after otherwise it was back to square one. Was heavily fatigued for about a week after.

I won’t say what country I was in or the specific dish I suspect made me ill, but I will say i think it was a chicken casserole-type dish I had 36hrs prior. Its served in a signature pot and the restaurant was busy. Having worked in kitchens in a former life I think they re-used the pot and leftovers from another customer and just topped it off. That or the chicken was bad.

It just cannot.

Isn’t this just standard US employment terms?

Tesco in the UK has had handheld scanners for years, and are trialling scales.

Oh yeah for sure it’ll be an old fashioned normal watch. Ditched my smartwatch last year.

Well yeah. They’d care if it lead to impeachment or something though.

Absolutely hate cars with those stupid big screens on the console. Give me buttons and knobs any day.