I’m confused, how can you ‘burn’ anything without oxygen? Burn literally means to oxidize

As a guy who went to nursing school and was like one of 5 guys in a class of 80, it definitely isn’t as great as it sounds. Mostly it means that there is a lot of cliques and your options are be ignored/ignore them, or get involved in which case there WILL be drama

Santa has always worked on tips, that’s what the cookies and milk are for

FTL, Stardew valley, No mans sky, Minecraft, Old rpgs like Chrono Trigger

Now I want a fiber optic keyboard cleaning brush

I mean the “fool unbelievers” thing is stupid but also it’s not really unreasonable that if you could speak things into existence and did so for cosmic entertainment or whatever that you would make it at the point that it’s actually interesting. Like if I was going to make people I probably wouldn’t start with infants, I would start with actual independent ones. Likewise I wouldn’t start with an infant universe

An ex of mine would keep a tissue to spit it out in. I know it’s a personal thing but was always weirdly hard not to be a little offended. Like I doubt a girl would love it if I immediately grimaced and spit after going down on her. I don’t really expect bj’s, but to me, it’s all psychological, and apitters kinda ruin all the fun.

Idk about uncommon, but definitely not universal or common enough that is surprising when they don’t

Weird enemy but good Dr Who episode

To show proper respect and praise of our cooperate masters

Honestly fresh veggies sautéed right are better than any hamburger, and I love to eat meats

Nah not really, the catholic church loves going below the belt

Wait you can’t transfer images directly to external harddrives?? Honestly I genuinely wonder why people put up with this shit

On the contrary, being snarky isn’t a waste of time at all

The green text peer pressure means nothing to me, but you are 100% spot on about the ecosystem driving sales. My whole family uses apple and I get left out of so many group chats and face times that I’ve actually considered switching to Apple even though I’m a die hard Note fan. Apples hardware may be nothing special, but they have a killer feature in their seamless, closed ecosystem, and they know it. At the end of the day, a phones job is to communicate, and Apple does that seemlessly- with other Apple devices

Even with a rectal tube and a one way valve, your facts would need to overcome the pressure of an air mattress with you lying on it, which would be quite the fart indeed

This is how we end up with Blaine the Mono

Creepy. I’m reading this while in my hotel room 332

Imagine being able to sleep for just a nap instead of sleep through every alarm for 6 hours

I can make great macarons and croissants, but for the life of me I struggle with making perfect buiscuts