All I know is you shouldn’t drink a ton of red gatorade midway through a night of heavy drinking.

When you start to throw up, your friends will assume you are vomiting blood and call an ambulance or possibly an exorcist.

Makes me wonder if they are making contingencies for a Trump victory.

The US government could force Google to reveal if people are accessing abortions or contraception, or participating in protests.

You may not like it, but this is peak performance.

Actually, you probably would like it.

Isn’t it weird how every right-wing conspiracy video is available worldwide in one click, but left-wing comedy is always ‘not available in your region’?

Her milkshake would bring me (a boy) to her yard.

Deluxe - Tam Rakak

Max Frost - Withdrawal

If 14 year old me had heard I would buy a top-tier computer only to underclock it, he would have cried.

But here we are.

I’m afraid that is going to be the case anywhere there is moderation… even here.

Gaslighting Gatekeeping Girlboss?

Upvote if you like the correct use of OR

Why do you keep eating cat poo? It’s full of toxoplasmosis. It’s going to kill you. Why? WHY?

Oh sorry, that’s 3 questions.

All the people saying mandatory voting is bad are misinformed. It is essential for democracy, and should be applied everywhere.

Australia has mandatory voter turnout, but you do not need to submit a vote. You just need to show up on polling day.

Everyone has political interests and needs to be politically represented, but some people are too tired after work to take themselves to the polling centre. Others are incarcerated. If anything, those people are more in need of political representatives.

American conservatives spend billions trying to prevent poor overworked people from reaching polling places or exercising their right to vote. Mandatory voting prevents that.

Make no mistake, Australian democracy is healtheir than whatever clusterfuck in going on in the US.

Same here, like reddit as it used to be.

Loving old.lemmy.world

Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil. They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?

-Sister Miriam Godwinson - Datalinks

Ok I will upvote this, but only because I don’t feel well informed enough to form a proper critical opinion about it.

He doesn’t try to prevent crime, he simply delights in the sadistic act of beating up criminals, which is ironically a crime.

He instantly judges people based on which side of the law they stand on, but when he is declared a criminal himself, he doesn’t even attempt to reflect on it. He just keeps punching.

When his own friend is revealed to be a rapist, murderer and war criminal(?), he has no interest [“I’m not concerned with speculating on the moral lapses of men who died in their country’s service”], because he doesn’t actually care about crime, he just uses ‘fighting crime’ as an excuse for his real passion, beating up those he considers undesirables.

He’s a hypocrite (and a fascist).

It’s the same story with tons of films: Taxi Driver, Joker, The Boys, Watchmen. They get universal praise from the left and right.

The Left: “This insightful satire shows the protagonist’s slow descent from obsession and inceldom into terrorism and psychopathy. It serves as a stark reminder of how these thought patterns are the beginnings of a societal tragedy.”

The Right: “I fucking love this guy. He just shoots the people he doesn’t like. Based. Highly recommended.”

I literally only play on slow, and I can barely keep up with my notifications. How do you people live?

Sacha Baron Cohen is one classy son of a bitch.

He played Ali G. He risked his life interviewing conservatives. He infuriated the Kazakhstan government.

Bro would it be weird if we rubbed armpits to swap microbiomes