Goliath fox bat

I’m kind of weird. I can’t stand the idea of swimming in the deep ocean. It makes me skil crawl and want to run as far away as I can… despite loving the ocean. Just don’t make me swim in deep ocean waters.

The only billionaire I have even the slightest bit of respect for is Mark Cuban cause he actually tries to make people’s lives a little easier.

Everyone else can bite bricks and or be stripped of their wealth cause they are wasting it.

To be fair, yall don’t have fluoride in the water so you need to brush more often. (This is aimed at the Americans commenting)

Con: cost of meds

I’ve made it very known that I wanna be thrown in to the woods to rot when I die.

No more cancer please.

Bro if I’m late, I just have to accept it. I tell my work people that I’ll be late and they’re usually fine with it as long as I say something and show up.

I know that not all work places are as understanding as this, but don’t be stupid if you’re late. You’ll still get there, just not on time.

Shitty management.

Sometimes I buy junk food and I feel a little guilty about it. Any time I have junk food like chips(cause I don’t like sweets) I portion it out, but it still makes me think about it.

I do drink alcohol and I do feel bad cause it’s also junk, but with my job it helps me relax after a shit day.

I went to work.

Wow, I never thought about it that way.

Gee I wonder why. When you take away rights to abort unsustainable/dangerous pregnancies infant mortality goes up. Insert surprised pikachu face.

If I try to adjust while the cats are snuggled to me the just try and take up more space so I can’t move. I literally can’t get rid of them if I have to move.

I’ve always had a better experience with pandora anyways. It’s a matter of preference too. Not saying people can’t enjoy Spotify, I just don’t.

Thus makes me kind of glad I still use pandora premium instead. I debated getting Spotify premium again but f that.

I used my spam email and my name on there is a meme so I’m not really worried.

Cats can’t taste sugar.

I brush my teeth every morning anyhow so I guess sbefore by default for me.