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  • UnfortunateDoorHinge@aussie.zoneto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneRule
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    8 months ago

    Years ago on twitter some random disabled guy called Dutton a “rape apologist”, and got sued to oblivion and utterly destroyed his life and family.

    This guy is a monster.

    Luckily he thinks he can become prime minister without the “woke left city dwellers” (most Australians live in cities), and is pushing a ludicrous nuclear energy agenda that is devoid of financial or environmental logic. So I’m fairly confident Albo will get re-elected.


  • In Australia we believe in equality, so I’ll piss off all the states.

    Victoria : “afDanistan”, wokeville. Small latte drinkers who don’t have a driver’s licence. Labourers and Stop/Go people on $200,000.

    New South Wales: dumb boomers on $3m property. Driving at 80kmh on their Learner drivers plates. Shit at rugby. Sydney nightlife ends at 9pm.

    South Australia: “oh yeah I have an auntie there I think.” Nothing to do. Their water tastes funny. Churches everywhere. Weird 1.5hr timezone.

    Western Australia: If you want to know why there’s a wait time for Toyota’s, it’s bloody WA buying them all. Full of cashed up bogans in lifted land cruisers. Have to watch footy at lunch time because they are 3 timezones away. If you are anti social and don’t mind a 6hr drive to anywhere live there.

    Tasmania: 10 people live there with a mild sense of imbreeding. Looks kinda nice, but why would you go to Tassy if you can go to New Zealand for the same price.

    Northern Territory: biggest employers, the mines and Pine Gap (the CIA base). Otherwise it’s Australia’s poverty lane.

    Australian Capital Territory: Australia’s Uni campus. A concrete jungle, a tiny town where we keep the big wigs who are driven everywhere in black BMWs or Camry’s.










  • Now you gotta do a Nationals Bingo card. I’m thinking:

    • Middle aged guy with a gut
    • Ad with them leaning on a fence post staring into the fucking sun
    • “fair dinkem policy.”
    • “telling it how it is.”
    • On Sky News them Morning Show every alternate days.
    • obsessed with Wokeness.
    • high blood pressure from reacting to Victoria state politics everyday
    • pretty fucking racist but it’s ok because all my mates are cool with it.
    • pretty fucking sexist but it’s ok because I have a daughter.
    • dinners with all the real estate developers.
    • opposed to any climate action because they’re super is in BHP