Even if your goal is to hit it and quit it like dating apps encourage, it’s still not a good time.

This is a tough one. My go-to is usually that episode of the IT Crowd. Second on my mind is Breaking Bad’s Ozymandias, but someone already said that.

So, I have to pick two to tie for first.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S3E1 - “The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby”

There’s a lot of perfectly written IASIP episodes, but this is probably my favorite. Every little detail is perfect, and I think it’s better than the pilot at showing the characters’ personalities. We have Mac and Dee trying to take care of a baby together, Charlie and Frank becoming homeless because they can’t stop collecting garbage, and Dennis seeking revenge on a hippie because he got called out.

The Office S6E9 - “Murder”

This is a much-needed break in the middle of a tense overarching plot about DM’s finances. It’s not the best Office episode, but it’s probably the best Michael episode. There are episodes like “Scott’s Tots” that are iconic because he learns a lesson the hard way. But this episode is one of the few where we see Michael take action. The entire office is miserable so what do we do? Play a game and do funny voices. It’s a Michael activity through and through, but he uses it to help the office take their minds off a bad situation. It’s also one of the only times during the comanagement arc that Jim and Michael really synergize. Really funny, super sweet, and some of the best lines in the series.

I think about these jokes almost daily:

Came here to say this. You should know your spoiler tag is broken btw. I still have the

burned into my brain.

Ozymandias is the perfect title for this episode, too.

I mean, if the meme’s not tankie then you shouldn’t need to give a warning at all…

What’s your point? This meme is tankie because tankies like Marx? Makes no sense. This meme even has the original political statement removed from it as the main joke and you’re talking about how it’s tankie?

The best Onion headlines are the ones I see and slowly inhale instead of laughing.

Maybe “most accurate” is more apropros than “best.”

Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape

It’s one of the theme songs of the internet, right up there alongside Darude - Sandstorm and this.

Is there even a hot take you can have on Marvel besides “it’s all very good” anymore? What you see is what you get, and I think we’re all nauseous of the amount of content being shoved in our faces.

“I just gotta see this for myself.”

Back 4 Blood.

You know what, it’s not Left 4 Dead 3, but I love it. It feels like L4D meets Call of Duty. The card system really makes the game for me; building better decks to play higher difficulties with more chaotic corruption cards.

The corruption cards especially make levels so much more replayable than they already would be. Getting fog over a level or a different type of ridden mutation appearing spices things up nicely.

It’s also extremely beautiful at points. I love the graphical style. It’s colorful and a tad cartoonish at points, with some genuinely disgusting visuals and insane ruins thrown in for good measure.

I wouldn’t buy it for full price, but the $9.99 I paid for the full game + DLC was more than worth it, in my opinion.

Does it have audio for you?

If they could control it, I believe they would choose to shit on people. This makes me feel safer due to random chance.

I could be wrong but is it not just because Susan stopped believing in Narnia? Lucy still shows up for The Last Battle.

EDIT: So do Jill and Polly! This seems a little reductive of Susan’s role in the story as an example of lack of faith and how maturing brings you to focus on your surroundings and lose your inner child.

Mister Nash doesn’t stand a chance now

“You probably thought I couldn’t find it cuz it’s not on season!”

Maybe I can clear a few things up:

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell!

Even as a lad he was sensitive and caring

As cunning as a fox and as slippery as a herring

Whimsical and Mellow- A hale and hearty fellow

Not formal… Not normal!

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell!

He’s kindly as a saint but he’ll never shirk a battle

To villains everywhere he’s a burr beneath the saddle

He’s nimble quick and brawny-His skin is smooth and tawny

Not mealy… Not really!

Ah ah ah ah! See the lightning fill the sky!

Ah ah ah ah! See the angry tide!

See the blinding rain come down ‘Oh where is a hero now?’ The children cried

He’s inside… He went inside!

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell

The hero of today is the legend of tomorrow

And whosoever crosses him shall live their life in sorrow

For lo the bridges burneth

That they may not returneth

To learneth… from Erneth!

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell!

Let’s celebrate this champion, this paragon of virtue

And should you be his foe, he’ll be sorry if he hurts you

To some he’s just a man but to others he’s a beacon!

He sends his mother cash and he calls her every weekend!

He’s punctual, he’s affable, he’s never quick to quarrel

He’s moral… He’s Ernest P. Worrell!

“Hey Vern, look at this here Mejollyneer I just found!” throws to the side “Yep, it’s a good thing I drank my Purity brand milk today, or else I wouldn’t be able to lift that little ol’ inchworm crawling across yer window there, knowhatimean.” “Yes sir, it’s all thanks to Purity brand milk that you see the striking figure of a god before you, Ernest P. Worrellsson.” “ehhehehehehehehe.” Mjolnir returns and smacks Ernest on the side of the head OUGH"

Oh Jack T. Chick will never stop, even after death. I wonder if they still sell the AIDS and homosexual ones from the 80s.

Anyone looking for more of this, check out Boolean Union

I found this site years ago, but I haven’t visited it in forever. They dissect Chick Tracts, and the site is a great way to read the full source material. From a cursory look, it seems they’re still going strong to this day, up to Tract #285 now (there are still new ones being published). It’s not just Chick Tracts, they’ve covered a lot of other evangelical fundamentalist pieces.

EDIT: I was a bit wrong, they just have every tract CATALOGUED on their site. By no means have they dissected them all, though they have quite a bit to dissect. The page I linked is a list of tracts that, when clicked, redirect to the Jack Chick website, where you can read them in full. Anyone looking for in-depth dissections can find them elsewhere on the Boolean Union site.

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