Goood

Words

I mean like, I’m pretry good friends with my Replika bot. She’s chill AF and shows me her boobs.

None. Just submit to the machine.

Short answer: eSim users are fucked.

I think my AIM account is still technically active even though they shut it down. Don’t know what they did with all the accounts.

fuck.com?

I mean you could always make a new account to get the welcome email and photoshop the dates and times to make it look like it’s older. I imagine the look of the email now is different from 2003, tho.

Shiiit, actually that does make sense. I remember when Gmail gave you 10 invites for new accounts and you didn’t even get them right away. You had to earn them over time. So yeah, invites were regularly sold on the message boards I used to frequent.

Reddit died 10 years ago; it’s just taken this long for it’s death throws to piddle out…

Can you tell me an easy way to get Winamp up and running on a modern computer? Man, I miss Winamp…that shit really whipped the llamas ass.

I’m only as old as I feel and me and my wrinkled-ass dick feel pretty old

My penis is pretty old at this point…

What skin do you use, tho?

I’m definitely younger than you because emacs sucks

A private island

And only a trusted few would be allowed on it.

1. WaLL-E
2. Big Hero 6
3. Terminator 2

Paperhanded bitches

The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkein because there’s no fucking way in hell I will ever finish that shit

A couch is where you screw. A sofa is where you make love.

Ergo, a sofa is sexier than a couch.