If you make it look official enough. Then it’s the same as carrying a ladder and wearing working clothes - nobody questions it

How about we just airquote them? The „Elite“ sounds condescending enough imo

He’s just built different

actively tr[ying] to smell ants

Is my funniest mental image for today, thanks. Just some person outside creeping around the ground vigorously sniffing ants.

Exactly the first question popping into my mind

Ohh, that’s nice. Have put a lot of effort into security?

Cause I once proposed selfhosting just one, two services for work and everyone freaked the shit out that running security yourself will fuck you up in the long run if it’s supposed to be used commercially

haha, I just recently watched Kurtis‘ Video about that show! So, did you… win?

wtf 😅 eww?

You sound like some kind of Anime villain

What’s actually happening is they’re breathing my spores, and they love it

What is your final goal when you have successfully bred enough spore-bearing drones out of us, huh?

Huh… care to elaborate how this deal came into existence?

Good god, I have to rewatch that right now. Thanks, I’m not the only one thinking of that video!

Fucking superpower right there, straight out of a videogame

Cool Story Bro! Have you thought about maybe writing up a post about this here on Lemmy?

Congrats on your personal achievements, as I reckon they both required quite some determination, training and stretching!

Were those things related… thematically or chronologically?

Is this… safe medically? Also, do you sweat a lot?

That’s not even a weird flex but just a full on hard flex 💪

Bro was a hermit crab in his past life

Does it work only with butter?

I‘ve got this in a less accurate but more versatile way: I can do this ±50gr of almost anything

That… raises some questions 😅

Can I assume that you’re some kind of performer or is this stuff you’re just doing as a hobby or when bored?

Did you mean „inside of your skull“ or actually the back of your skull? Cause if it’s the latter, I thought there would be some… err… critical components in the way of the icepick?

Was there any reason you tried these things or dis you just go „hmm, how about…?“

Also - this is the most pressing one - is there a video of you with your powerdrill?

bruh… a used kid

But can we talk about how comically awful those tiny-ass wheels look that raised truck

Looney-toons-ahh-truck, smh

Ahh, yes. I can also add plants and pets to the list!

Go over bury your face in the plushy fur of your dog/cat? Day suddenly looks way less gloomy.

And fuck, it is a good feeling to see a new leaf or bloom sprouting from your favourite plant-Bro 👌