I also definitely would not eat there. I don’t know why it’s assumed that you would eat dinner there after being stood up. I’d be sad and I’d want to be alone, at absolute most I’d get takeout, but there’s probably a greasier takeout that I want, but have been restraining myself from. I’d very much prefer tacos/falafel to a date restaurant meal if I’ve just been stood up.

That warm blue does look cozy, in that it looks like the color that your dad’s old too-short shorts were in the 70s.

I’m not trying to be a jerk here, but what’s an example of a warm blue? I can’t imagine it.

Sometimes it’s just luck. I smoke weed and refuse to sleep normally and I still get carded for energy drinks (16+) at 33

No kids though… I don’t know how anyone can look young with kids.

You have to cherry pick to post a meme like this

Neoliberal hubris

Do you think all people are exactly the same level of social or just dislike that it’s considered a binary?

If you don’t think to bring something with you, you have to go back and get it (for example)

That’s not the issue…

I watch way more porn than any boyfriend I’ve ever had and more than my husband and have zero profit motive.

Therefore I will not elaborate.

I appreciate the inclusion, but I would probably be considered phobic, if it came up enough to impact my life more. I rejected a window cubicle because the view was stressful and I avoid glass elevators, but that’s really it. Planes are totally fine, though I try not to dwell on actually being very high in the air.

I wonder what the Venn diagram of prescriptivists and graffiti artists is

I’ve thought about launching an anti woke brand and doing it, but the amount of hate I’d need to surround myself by would not be good for the soul

We take the concept of consent to some very strange places

Are you allowed to not use the title? Like, could a newspaper call him starmeyboy?

Incredible username

I’m so afraid of heights that my palms are sweating reading that, but that’s an objectively cool hobby

There’s no greater mismatch of internal and external beauty in my mind than Braveheart-era Mel Gibson. I’m straight up ashamed of how handsome I find him. The hatred did not age him well, however, which is a relief.

Bruh, adults still piss in pools.

How do they have so much energy? Man filed for divorce at 93 years old

I really thought, because it was setting up “five spices” and china, that it was a lead-in to Chinese five spice as the only spice she could think of