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Hell, I’d permanently lose interest in working for a measly $55 billion.
Hell, I’d permanently lose interest in working for a measly $55 billion.
Paul Blart, Mall Cop
Make sure the containers have DRM so the machine can validate that they are genuine high quality Flourz™ Refill Paks before dispensing the flour. Wouldn’t want you to just, like, refill them with inferior flour from Walmart or anything.
If you really want to become a Rosemary, sure.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
It’s the same thing, but you go to the Wikipedia article for Æthelred I of Wessex and copy his Roman numeral.
I knew I’d been playing too much GTA (would have been around the VC/SA days probably) when I was out driving one day, heard sirens, and looked up in the corner of my windshield to see if I had any stars.
Highdeas.
Looks like a MegaMan boss.
I like how Thomas Andrews and Stockton Rush are right next to each other on that list. Kinda poetic.
Clearly that man’s tongs weren’t tongy enough. And now he’s got no one to blame but himself.
So Donald Trump has been signing his name in Russian this whole time? It all makes sense now!
He’s actually a Stan Lee character.
With all the legs and fingery things, I feel like tardigrades would probably be better at playing the world’s smallest clarinet.
Me have lot money. Him have lot money. Me get more money if him can’t get money no more. Money.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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So what you’re saying is we should let some billionaires try it first…
He said it was a family sized lasanyer. He didn’t say an entire family was going to eat it.
So, like, I understand the binary one, I see what you did there and all. But a system where ☝️ means “2” is just wrong.
Also, what number is the shocker?
It’s only real if it comes from the Conveyor region in southern France. Everything else is just sparkling trains.