I am DEEPLY humbled to describe how fucking successful I am 🥰

Revanced baby. If you get the urge to use rif again.

I felt that way as a teenager but now as an adult it’s like a switch flipped and I find them insufferable. Memes within niche communities are still good though.

Thurgo

Yes, but the interest charged per month can’t be higher than what you pay, so your balance can never increase if you’re making payments.

Leaving an internet comment and murdering double digit newborns is an interesting equivalence

I know this is boomer humor but this got an audible laugh out of me.

Sexers of reddit, what’s the fuckest you ever orgasmed?

I feel like you have to be exceptionally fast at handwriting or exceptionally slow at thumb typing for handwriting to be faster.

I think this is a good mindset to have. Dismissing every conspiracy/dissenting opinion as “crazy” just serves to further alienate and radicalize the people who believe them.

From what I’ve seen, there’s usually an intuitive (but misguided) reasoning behind conspiracies. Like, it’s easy to call everyone who’s worried about 5G a senseless fucking idiot, but 5G signals are literally microwave radiation. It’s not that much of a stretch to assume they could be harmful. They just miss the part about the power of the radiation not being strong enough to do any damage.

This is one of my biggest pet peeves lol

I made the mistake of making an account one time. Unsubscribing from all the shit they email is an unbelievably annoying task.

I wish Spotify radios worked that well for me. They always seem to just recommend the same songs I’ve been listening to lately.

Great post, 4 day old account /u/BroughtListless! Here’s $20!