You should download the USPS Informed Delivery app and sign up for email notifications about your mail. These texts are scams and the government never contacts you outside of snail mail/email unless you specifically sign up for another way.

I thought it was a cat showing off its butthole

Babe, come get a slice of egg loaf before it gets cold!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FptxpX1THJmZcA%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=64bc06b94877b13de24808fc27b1bbc76d83d0b23fb9ac2143955648c8563d5a&ipo=images

Since I have too much time this morning I did some digging, and I don’t think anything is going down.

You observed 2 airliners that regularly fly between Russia and Turkey:

https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/tc-jfj/

https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/tc-jfk/

D-KSJX is a glider: https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/d-ksjx/

Aircraft SPIRB is most likely a private plane that took off from a rural airstrip at coordinates 53°58’59"N 20°52’51"E.

Older siblings always have the coolest hand-me-downs.