Historical blessings from the internet of yore.

Where are you shopping?

It’s about time I got my hves back.

I see Pitch; I up-vote.

Classic “the sweetness” era Ze Frank.

Obligatory:

I’m Comic Sans, Asshole by Mike Lacher from McSweeney’s Short Imagined Monologues June 15, 2010

acrypol-pasta

Consider also meat floss: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_floss

It’s legit, just super desiccated. Babish made some while recreating Khlav Kalash from The Simpsons.

https://youtu.be/jiFcNVfbY5A

Lose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.

Heely-haws.

Public service: the video this YouTube account uploaded before this one is titled “The Tiananmen Square ‘Massacre’ Never Happened”.

Remember folks, check your sources.

I live in the residential area within the limits of a large US city.

To the nearest convenience store: 0.9 km
To the nearest chain supermarket: 2.6 km
To the bus stop: 0.3 km
To the nearest park: 0.8 km
To the nearest big supermarket: 3.1 km
To the nearest library: 2.7 km
To the nearest train station: 2.9 km

And I’d argue that these numbers are remarkably good for people in my situation as well.

Or dropping the first “r” and being blinded by ska porn.

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Trained for years on Skyline 3-Ways.

You know, nitrous oxide canisters are kinda peg-shaped…

I’m curious about the speed variations of the spinning circular piece (positioned to act as the violins’ bow).

Boffo comment, socko comment!

A video sponsored by a housing developer, suggesting that the real problem with the cost of housing is high taxes and the pesky nay-saying public.

They also never mention the high and increasing vacancy rate of newly built luxury housing. Just trust us! Rich people will move in soon!

Just across the border from Vancouver, the Seattle Housing Authority is rebuilding modern apartment complexes that are actually intended for low income, disabled and first-gen immigrant residents, not luxury condos that some theoretical rich person maybe might buy someday.

I’m sharing a screenshot of the two together as “how it started / how it’s going”.

http://mltshp.com/p/1QB3B

Oh how far we’ve come…

https://theonion.com/what-biden-can-do-to-win-over-gen-z-1851427528/5/