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Too lazy to wash a t-shirt - cut holes in your pillow case.

I can find a town called Torun in poland. but i’m pretty sure theres no Toronto.

Wait 'til they start saying they use nix os.

“Users protesting by leaving should weigh the broader social implications of staying versus exiting.”

Hmmn, let me weigh up the broader social implications of . . . holocaust, world war, racial purification, hatred and divisiveness. Strangely, I think i can trust the gut on this one without having to do all the complex social cost benefit analysis.

Sweet!

I’ve never heard of a divan-potato so I’d guess the divanlayer is a fair bit less likely to be a tuber.

All your base are touched by us.

https://audioboom.com/posts/8491309-are-you-getting-these-wrong-too-eggcorns

Thanks! I’ll be using that from now on.

How are you going to know the internet is working with thet few blinking LEDs?

https://youtu.be/qLniaRIEacM?t=18

Yep, it’s really finicky to draw the picures and lettering just right . . . and finding that same colour and texture paper.

In my country if you get bottled gas supplied on contract, the cylinders usually remain the property of the supplier. They’d’ take them back and recycle, or the vendor should take them and pass them back.

People speculate that animals like elephants mourn their dead. I don’t really know how they prove it though.

Mourning seems related to nostalgia.