Pero

Oh good, can’t afford a crisis of these things in an economy like this!

Ah yeah, they used a level to level a level

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You guys think there might be bears in the area?? 🤔

??? Iron???

The pckp trck

Ah! So, the legends were true afterall!

I think it’s a bird

Smh, can’t believe my secret to perfect parking got leaked 😒

Trust me in my ass

Every time I hear Elon gets another stupid, unnecessary feature introduced, I wonder why this isn’t the thing that’s gonna finally kill off Twitter.

Tell him to come downstairs for a drink

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

They always look weird at me when i order a luxury sofa, like “You gonna eat that whole thing?” And I tell them “Yeah!”. They always end up totally confused!

I like to imagine that the 2020-2025 period will be a whole chapter in the history book

I’m bringing chili

“You know, Donnie, this is sum good shit.”

I ain’t the brightest pearl in the stand

Enjoying his pizza a little bit too much…

Want honk