“It’s like he just disappeared in to fat air.”

The New York Times printed a story about rapes and beheadings. It was highly misleading.

This guy fucks.

Hey, just checking in. Are you still setting the world ablaze with your knowledge? *edit: oh, my bad. I’m proving a point to someone who couldn’t even handle lemmy.

Give your workers a liveable wage! Give me a cheeseburger for $.99!

What local section of the Times? Maybe 20 years ago.

That website is poison aids. That’s the fucking official AP site? We’re doomed.

The Girl in Lovers Lane… with Jack Elam not Jack LaLanne.

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Fucking coward.

I’ve heard that dudes in 'Nam would eat bits of it to upset their stomach and get medical treatment.

batteries.

That’s why I cut out the middle-man and kiss that asshole.

NO! He’s being abused. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmRouEds_2A

Then you should be upset with Jordan for pretending to be “on the spectrum”. *EDIT TO ADD: Conan is mocking Jordan’s stilted, self-protective camera persona.

He’s not abusing an autist. Jordan plays in to it as much as Conan plays in to being mean. Listen to Jordan on Inside Conan. It’s entertainment. Jeremy Clarkson doesn’t try to fix everything with a hammer; Steve Martin and Martin Short aren’t in jealous competition with each other; Gordon Ramsey doesn’t SHUT IT DOWN!

Conan seems to be well-regarded.

He cancelled a Norm MacDonald appearance on his show for saying that he put Rosanne Barr and Louie C.K. in touch because of their shared experience. Like, a therapy thing. Jimmy claimed that a female his staff cried and locked herself in an office b/c of that. At least we know what room it was and what they were really crying about.

NO! It’s the rock music.

They totally won’t use this to perv on girls sunning themselves on their private property. They have already been busted multiple times perving on girls walking in midtown but they would never do anything like that again and again and again.