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I just lie about my salary when they ask 🤷 Can’t low ball me if I already inflated it lol

Ah brilliant, the Marketing team have really put their heads together on this one.

Since when have the Heinz beans been spelt with a z?? But also this is horrifying and unnerving.

y’all yeehaw snickerdoodle yeehaaw pew pew bang bang y’all 🤠🤠🤠🤠

True! Anyway, I don’t think enjoying winding up the sticks in the mud on here is any bad thing. Wouldn’t worry about it mate, fill your boots.

Plenty of time on your hands then 😂

I had a really sore throat last week, but it started to get much better by Thursday/Friday. I had plans on Friday and Saturday night, so went out. My throat is now as sore as it was last week again.

Jesus, drivers these days. Come on guys, it’s unsafe to be drinking tea like that - you could burn yourself, and then get distracted and crash! Think of the other road users. Be better. It’s much safer to drink something cool and refreshing, like an ice-cold Stella or a Carling.

This thread made me think it was Wednesday only to excitedly look at the calendar and realise that no, the weekend is still three agonisingly long days away. Consider this a pre-Wednesday whinge. A Tuesday tantrum?

obviously fuck that Dave guy, but like… what’s the joke? That his sister has an onlyfans? That his sister has an onlyfans that costs more than a toilet? Am I being thick? Is the insinuation that Dave subscribes to his sister’s onlyfans? I do not get the comeback at all lol