sweatersocialist [comrade/them]

i do 😳

i would but i have a crush on you

screenshotting this and sending it to fox news as an admission of guilt

claims communism is bad

wants thoughts to be free

i’m a capitalist, i want advertisements beamed into my dreams and i want to be charged for all of my thoughts- the added benefit being my head is kept clear.

party leaders deserve to top me

that’s where we store all our oppression freedom

literally everything about that sounds so tight. it’s so funny how they try to brainwash us all into feeling sorry for fucking landlords lmfao. it’s also funny how a big part of the anti-mao argument rests on having to convince people that landlords don’t all deserve to get socialism’d with chinese characteristics