This goes hard. You should write poetry or something like that

“I’m a law-abiding citizen, I’d never do anything dangerous.”

“Okay, how fast were you driving just now?”

“I’m pretty sure I was below 10 above the speed limit.”

We can’t have cyclists on the road or the sidewalk, they could hit someone. Good thing drivers never do that though. Hitting people is illegal, so they can’t do it.

I already know that I know nothing, so I’d say I’m content enough with that

Ah, I felt like I had forgotten a few parts. My bad.

Just before Netscape was purchased they open-sourced their browser, and the Mozilla organization formed to continue the open-source Netscape codebase as the Mozilla Suite. So, basically yeah, the actual Netscape code became Mozilla and the Netscape legal entity just became a Yahoo subsidiary that they did fuck all with

hello val, my name is also val

Stalin was not his birth name

The funny thing is there’s nothing funny about it

cosmoarcheologist

Finally, I know what I want to be in life

When I first got into it, I would’ve disagreed with you, but yeah, I get it. I feel like the more I play the closer I get to full on “Unfortunate doesn’t begin to describe my series”

Been there 2 much

see a probably stolen meme on pleroma

someone reposts it

i steal it

you steal it from me

post it here

the circle of life, kind of beautiful

Thought that was intended for a minute. I didn’t even question the idea that vampires have gamer power.

extremely unpleasant? to each their own

yes, couldn’t live without it

30-40%, but depending on what I’m listening to, I may temporarily crank it up. I think this question kinda depends on sound hardware, though.

Needless complexity in software is something that gets on my nerves, especially on the web. We went from simple HTML to such a bloated mess that only like 2 web browsers can manage to keep up with it. I mean, does a web browser really need to do everything? Why use an office suite written in JavaScript in a web browser when there are native programs you could use?