How else are people at Trader Joes going to hear Cannibal Corpse?
And if they object, then they deserve their hammer smashed face :)
The song “You Suffer” by Napalm Death is the perfect text notification tone.
But why?
I had " Diggin on James Brown" by Tower of Power because its a great track, and the friend I assigned it to introduced me to the Music of Tower of Power.
You don’t have Cat Party?
Holy shit I was just watching this last night. Frisky dingo was underrated.
It was Archer before Archer.
I heard it is all about Dog Party now!
Question is… why not?
It feels weird when some dude starts singing when someone calls someone.
Feels weird to whom?
That guy obviously
How else am I meant to know who’s phone is ringing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeeBX538QaY
Who is phone?
But who was phone?
My message recieved-ring tone is Sergeant Doakes saying “Surprise motherfucker!”.
The real question is why would you have it any other way?
Obviously you’re referring to James Doakes (from the tv show), but I’m now picturing Albert Doakes (from the books) trying to say this. It’s much more amusing.
Irony is an ouroborous that eats its own tail
🎶 Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporaaateeed 🎶, that’s why, and that’s the only justification needed.
I don’t understand ever under any circumstances having your phone on anything but vibrate.
Are you kidding? Vibrate is way worse.
No it’s not, are you also kidding?
I’m always kidding, but no. Vibrate is way worse ^to me^
Because maybe I want to be alerted when my phone goes off?
Why doesn’t vibrate alert you?
If you’re being physically active you might not notice the vibrations, it also makes it easier to find when you’re aloof and set it somewhere random. If you’re dressed in multiple layers you wouldn’t notice it, also might not have pockets.
What’s your point? I’m not going to answer anyway so not even noticing just skips a step
And if someone’s having an emergency?
They know better than to phone me about it.
Then they call 911 (or whatever it is in your country)
On call schedules, in your gym bag. I imagine the vast majority of them are less attached to their phones and develop habits of leaving it in the other room for a while.
Back when I had a flip phone, I realized that I could use any MP3 as a ringtone. So I used a song from a rhythm game that started with a woman yelling “Attention!”
It was super effective.
Does the Otamatone count as vocals?
Since I own a smart watch my ringer is set to silent 99.99% of the time. A tiny buzz on my wrist is all I need, also no notifications for any type of social media to minimise screen time.
My in-laws on the other hand are both max volume ringtones with vocal-kind of people. It frightens me every time I’m driving with my father-in-law and his phone starts blasting the theme song from the series Outlander on max volume.
Sing me a song of a past that was gone? Seriously odd ringer choice
Yes and also yes
I mean… does it even really count?
…people still have ringtones?
Why not?
