Please don’t ask why I need this.
It would be great if the food also made me sweat a lot.
It doesn’t need to be something I can easily find.
Can’t believe lemmy already has volume enough for this level of shitposting 🥲
Shit posting, nice.
Literal shitpost
"It may be a shitpost
But it is not a shit post."
- Sun tzu
yes it is
"It may be a shitpost
But it is not a shit post"
- Shit Tzu
Ftfy
well, time for me to unsubscribe from this community…
You don’t like the occasional chuckle?
Not my type of humor. But cheers, to those who like it.
Lemmy’s first inside joke, I’m so proud
Edit: Link for the uninitiated
Golf clap
Lol nice. The answer is milkshakes and spicy chilli dogs
Again this post? I mean of course you are doing the opposite version, the original one asked what to take in order Not to Poop over those 3 days but damn. Is this a new meme or shitposting trend?
What other post are you talking about?
This one?
That’s a strange coincidence
I appreciate you.
Literal shitposting
And a new lemmy/kbin specific meme is born. O glorious day!
Stover’s Chocolates made with stevia. Eat 1 pound over a day or so. Tried and true formula.
This! What is up with that candy?
It’s the stevia, it’s a sweetener but also a laxative. There’s a certain brand of soda that uses stevia as its sweetener also and will have the same effect.
Then you could just eat the stevia to save on money and calories
Oh no. Is this our “test post please ignore”?
Some people say we can’t have nice things.
Those people don’t read this thread lol.
So,… to pass your D-test… :D… Laxative in recommended doses, liver and kidney purifier as Uroperine (again, recommended doses), and gallons of water ;-)
I’m sure I saw exactly this question posted elsewhere yesterday…
This is the polar opposite of the other post.
I was confused too, thought it was the same post just with way less comments. Well played.
Habanero protein shakes with extra coconut oil.
What you need is medication, not food.
Get a bunch of laxatives, stool softener (if you need it juicy) and even some lactaose and senna if you’re real keen.
Then eat a shitload of greasy food and you’re set.
We did it boys! New low-effort meta shitpost any% world record!!!
This shall go down as the first meta shit post in the history of Lemmy. I love it!
To the best of my understanding what you need to do is go to Ryan’s steakhouse or try Haribo sugarless gummy bears
Edit: formatting
Or this review of fiction also read by @uselesslesbian2405 on youtube
You could eat a posterior
