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over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and
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can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?
addendum:
I mean they have a system where you can long press one and get different versions of it, so you could fit a bunch of them together like piercings and dildos with dicks. Because we also need the various skin tones and styles so everyone feels included.
Big dicks, small dicks… Long-press for various skin tones and degrees of erectness.
The longer you press, the longer it gets?