He who goes to sleep with itchy butthole wakes up with smelly finger
“After some initial trouble, you will ascend to new heights”
“Even the closest of friends can sometimes hold betrayal in their hearts.”
“You will reunite with a friend”
“The bad times will be over quickly”
“A sudden windfall will come your way”Nobody could tell, because they had no translation.
“Don’t trust the Jews”
Given that they were all Jewish this seems unlikely
But the guy who makes the cookies was REALLY racist. Even by historic standards!
“That wasn’t chicken”
A stitch in time saves nine.
“Hang in there! You’re going to really nail your next undertaking.”
I just want to know if the loto numbers were any good.
Given that Chinese fortunes aren’t fortunes and are usually proverbs…it’ll probably be something like “You can walk on water too, if it’s cold enough.”
“No fortune cookies for you! This is not America.”
So long. And thanks for all the fish.
And wine.
It’s the most layered joke I’ve ever come up with. Pretty proud of it, ngl.
Rightly so. I laughed at the HHGG reference and then I got the second level and mentally applauded you :-)
They probably weren’t literate.
🏛️🗡️✝️👉👉
in these dark times, people will see their fortune in you. you are their silver lining.
