• SnoopyGirl09@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I know you’re desperate. Do not get credit cards. You can hang on a few more years to be able to have nice things. The argument that you need to start building credit is rationalization. Your friends will love you even if you can’t buy nice gifts. You’re not smarter than every other delusional person who insists they can magically pay back more than they earn. Don’t be stupid.

  • traches@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    You aren’t lazy, you aren’t undisciplined, you just have ADHD. get that shit diagnosed and treated or you’ll lose your full ride scholarship.

    A desk job is fine, and you’re good at programming. Don’t be afraid to major in something computer related.

    BTC is a scam but buy a lot of it as early as possible, it’ll peak around 65k. God doesn’t exist, the republicans are fucking ghouls

  • karmiclychee @sh.itjust.works
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    You don’t have super powers, you’re not having a “spiritual crisis,” you have ADHD and you’re losing your shit. See a doctor. Medicine is good.

    That’s it. That would basically rewrite the last 18 years of my life (not that it’s been bad, but I lost out on doing cool stuff in my 20s to figuring out I had, and how to deal with, my mental illness)

  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Two things: you have ADHD, learn how to deal with it now or things will get worse.

    The other thing would be a hint on where to find my current SO.

    Nothing I could change would affect her path in life up until I meet her. Our lives are very separate.

  • rbesfe@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    In November 2020, you will invest all your money into Gamestop. Sell once the price hits $200.

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    1 year ago

    "You’re not lazy or stupid, you have a rare, extreme case of MTHFR. Get on a high dose of methylfolate, and as soon as Cymbalta becomes available, get on that too.

    Also, when you meet [name redacted], run. He’s going to use you and spit you out "

  • HR_Pufnstuf@lemmy.world
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    Dump your highschool sweetheart, she’s a cheating bitch when she goes off to college. Instead, date the girl you liked for 3 years but she didn’t come around until you started dating the one who broke your heart. Though she was late to the game, and broke your heart 3 years straight… when she came to you with that 12 page letter, she was legit. She found and married the guy who was just like you and they lived happily… until covid killed her early on in the covid saga. But if she’d married me, she wouldn’t have been in Georgia. She’d still probably have been a nurse, but not there. She might still be alive. Oh, and that rebound gal you dated, knocked up and married after the first gal, the cheater, broke your heart? She widows you. And shit just gets worse from there.