This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~
1-877-CARS-4KIDS
K.A.R.S CARS FOR KIDS
1-877-CARS 4 KIDS
DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY
runs screaming off a cliff, smiling through tears
K a r s cars for kids?
They’re kids, not English professors
Sorry, whenever I read the phone number 1 877 Kars for kids, it needs to be spelled incorrectly, just in case someone wanted to donate their car today. If they’re going to spell it wrong I’m the phone number it should be spelled wrong in the lyrics. I didn’t realize the op had spelled out the phone number correctly XD
1000%
Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!
Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.
You know all you’re donating to is to keep funding kids sitting in yeshivas so they can get indoctrinated to become Hasidic leeches off society. That’s where it actually goes.
The song that never ends, A paradox will occur wiping out of existence.
The “oh no oh no” high pitched “song” from TikTok that plays from my mom’s phone when I’m about to sleep
Ask her to use headphones?
We don’t own any
That’s a shame, maybe ask her to turn it down a little or watch videos with subtitles then?
‘My Heart Will Go On’ by Celine Dion
“Come On, Eileen” by Dexy’s Midnight Runners. Fucking hate it. Mainly for the video, but also because it is horrible.
That stupid song that gets used in every Youtube short (Time and Hope - Cinematic)
Granted. Now everyone rolls back to Tobu - Candyland
Baby Shark. The entire time that ducking song was making it’s rounds through society, I managed to avoid it. I knew it was repetitive and awful, and through good fortune and luck, it missed me completely.
Then I watched the new season of Umbrella Academy. Those motherfuckers.
*motherduckers
The story of Baby Shark is kind of interesting. It used to be a camp song in the 90s. It didn’t become ridiculously popular until the infamous YouTube video that everyone knows. Various people and institutions have tried to sue for ownership, but it was ruled public domain. Anyone can release their own version of Baby Shark if they want.
Freebird. It’s the audio equivalent of Hookworm.
Near, far…whereeeeeeever you are.
And with it delete Matt Mulholland’s beautiful rendition on the recorder? I think not!
The entire soundtrack of both Mama Mia movies.
Delusions of a Savior by Slayer because telling Spotify to block it and never play it again means that Spotify will insert it into every other playlist
Russian national anthem, just to shit in their cheerios.
I hate their current abhorrent nationalism and imperialism, but their anthem is kinda great.
Agreed. The Russian government sucks but their anthem is S tier.
Happy Birthday. Just because I want to see what replaces it
For he’s a jolly good fellow
American Pie - Don McLean It never goes away… it’s everywhere!
not thinking to much that annoying friday song